115 - Don't EVER Sing Happy Birthday to me When I'm Wearing Wool

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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This week, we packed our bags and headed to the Windy City for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we visited his hometown, Crystal Lake, IL. Along the way, we participated in the Supermaket Sweep at the Aldi Holiday Party!! STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. For exclusive holiday deals go to MeUndies.com/counselors and used promo code: counselors ➜ This episode is also sponsored by StoryWorth. To save $10 off your first purchase go to StoryWorth.com/counselors ➜ This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ Anna Ellis. “Record Breaking Couple Get Married in Their 100s.” Euro Weekly News, 6 Dec. 2024. ➜ Cole Novak. “Meet San Diego’s Renowned Pet Detective, Babs Fry.” San Diego Magazine, 5 Dec. 2024. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:07.5	Listen up, campers.
0:08.8	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.5	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
0:13.6	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya.
0:16.0	Weird news.
0:16.9	Hot gossip.
0:17.9	And scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.2	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.2	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.5	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.0	It is week 115 here at camp.
0:39.0	What a marvelous week it is.
0:40.4	I am a little jet lag I must admit.
0:42.9	You're jet lagged from the hour time zone difference from Chicago.
0:46.3	Is that what you're telling the campers?
0:47.5	Yeah, it sets you back 60 minutes.
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