#115 - Jayne Torvill, Petrol Pandemonium and Broadsheet Snogs

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Once again proving why this show isn't part of the BBC's news quota, Elis and John discuss what modern petrol gauges represent, how you practised kissing when you were younger and why the TV programme Catchphrase isn't edgier. It's the kind of high-brow content Emma Barnett WISHES she'd thought up.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.8	If I got million pounds today,
0:07.1	should be exactly the same.
0:08.8	No, you wouldn't.
0:10.0	No, we've got to get a second hand kiss, what are you talking about?
0:13.4	We've had this conversation.
0:14.8	I keep thinking that one day,
0:19.2	John is going to surprise me by saying,
0:21.2	I got given a million pounds 12 months ago and you never guess.
0:25.0	I have a fancy a lot.
0:26.1	I wouldn't tell Ellis.
0:27.0	I know who I would tell.
0:28.0	Me.
0:28.6	I would tell my mum, I'd tell Robin, I'd tell Coco,
0:30.8	I'd say don't tell Ellis because he's a trick.
0:32.8	LAUGHTER
0:37.6	OK, bedside, spanner emails.
0:41.0	This is from a conversation we're having last week about...
0:47.6	Uncomfortable conversations.
0:49.2	I'm sorry if I've got mad.
0:50.4	Yeah, with medical professionals,
0:52.4	either from them or from yourselves in on surgeons, tables,
	...

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