#116: 'Cid Down and Shut Up (Brendon Burns)

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🗓️ 28 May 2013

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

Brendan Burns came to my LA garbage heap apartment to talk about his rock bottom. Brendan's rock bottom lasted for 3 years and while he was there he did A LOT of drugs. Especially psychedelic drugs. And they were not kind to him.

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0:00.0	So then I started hearing voices. I was just about to kill myself, and then I heard...
0:05.4	Sorry, I was just about to kill myself, and then obviously my body goes into protect overdrive.
0:09.6	And I started hearing voices, and I thought they were God.
0:12.4	And it told me to stand up and, you know, that I was this and that, and all that sort of shit.
0:17.2	Five of us, dropped in the girls room.
0:20.6	Psychedelicized in St. Quentin.
0:24.6	We'll let bathroom go crowded in no time.
0:28.6	Our minds are all blown in one flash.
0:34.6	Everyone in there got ugly.
0:38.6	We exited out of their fast.
0:43.6	Back in the fall, we were happy.
0:47.6	No problem, feel great. Back in the bar, we were fine.
0:52.6	Hola, seniors and senior retas.
0:55.6	Welcome to Los Skeptic Tango de la Aresha Fier.
1:01.6	Hi you guys, welcome to Aresha Fier's Skeptic Tank.
1:05.6	I'm Aresha Fier.
1:07.6	On today's episode, I have my friend Brendan Burns, who is visiting America.
1:13.6	I met him a few years ago.
1:15.6	Rachel Roch told me, she introduced us.
1:17.6	She thought we'd have the same sense of humor.
1:19.6	And we sort of do. We like each other stuff.
1:21.6	And I've become friends with him, and I've beaten with him, and I've gone to festivals with him a bunch.
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