118 - DMVs Need On-Site Glam Squads

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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In this episode, we are talking about Counselor Jonathan's visit to the DMV, Steven Tyler's toes, men committing insurance fraud in a bear suit, Camp Counselors emojis, finstas, and so much more! Get Merch on Jan 12, 2025: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/counselors and use promo code: counselors ➜ This episode is sponsored by Thrive Market. Go to ThriveMarket.com/camp and get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift. ➜ This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save at Progressive.com Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ Jessica Murray. “Mystery of Bananas on Nottinghamshire Road Has Residents A-Peeling for Answers.” The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 6 Jan. 2025. ➜ Annie Correal. “Human in Bear Suit Was Used to Defraud Insurance Companies, Officials Say.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Nov. 2024. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:07.5	Listen up, campers.
0:08.8	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.5	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
0:13.6	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya.
0:16.0	Weird news.
0:16.9	Hot gossip.
0:17.9	And scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.2	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.5	Hey, happy campers.
0:33.0	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.6	It is week 118 here at Camp.
0:41.3	Thank you guys so much for pre-ordering.
0:45.2	If you didn't know and you somehow are living under Iraq, we have merch now.
0:50.8	Yes, the cabin gift shop is open.
0:56.5	And you can go to Camp Counselorspodcast.com slash merch to get yours. It's so funny, we're pre-recording this before it actually dropped. So what if
1:02.5	something happens in the future? Don't do this because I was watching our thing back last time.
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