This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're of course a person. This week I thought about having my car go through the car wash.

It's obviously because I didn't have enough cash for that because I don't keep cash and the guy said we actually just

take cash and we don't take card and I had my son in the backseat so the tip of the week is

have cash

Now obviously it is the goblin oh shit it's the goblin episode that we do every single year around October around a Halloween season we do

the goblin episode where we have collars call in with their spooky

paranormal problems and today I am joined by a real life goblin.

Would you care to say hello?

I always keep $100 in cash in the vehicle.

You keep $100 in cash?

In denominations of 20s, 10s, 5s and 1s.

So in case of, like you're going to need to buy...

Emergency.

Emergency, yeah. I guess it would be like if you wanted to buy a burger on the side of the road or a hot dog from a stand.

Well, if there was a burger on the side of the road, I would pick it up and eat it.

Well, like it from a stand? That's actually how I died. There is you...

There was one time where you and I actually were at a hot dog stand pretty late and a man tried to shoot...

This is when you defended my honor.

Yeah, this is when a man tried to choke you out because you were laughing in his face.

Do you remember this?

What was that?

Excuse me.

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