Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.

Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand.

Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time.

From startups to scaleups, online, in person, and on the go. Shopify is made for

entrepreneurs like you. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

Rise and shine fever dreamers. Look alive, my friends. I'm B. Speer. And I'm Sammy Sage. And this is American fever nightmare presented by Betches News. Where we explore the absurdities and oddities of our uniquely American experience. We got to change that tagline. We're going to update that tagline. We're going to change it. Well, today it feels a little, today it feels like both a fever dream and a nightmare.

I basically attended my own funeral over the weekend with the TikTok short-term blackout.

We are recording this just after Donald John Trump, who was inaugurated in as the 47th president.

So.

And we're dropping this on Monday night as a favor to y'all. I can't

believe I just dropped my first y'all. What's going on? And a favor to us because I cannot wait

to talk about this. Everything we've got going on. It was a crazy week. Crazy week and crazy

week ahead. And we are going to get you through this night. You know, let me just say about this

TikTok funeral situation, it died for shorter time than Jesus Christ did. So I don't know what

those disciples were doing for three days. It must have been unbearable. The memes that must

have been going around. I can't imagine waiting. Yeah, for three days. We had it out for

12 hours. So many people who make content online made a heartfelt apology. It felt I did. I mean,

I did my last good news only and I tried to keep it together and I was like half crying.

And at the end, I was like, this is my last TikTok ever. Thank you, which is how I

truly feel. And a lot of people, you know, cried or did whatever. And then the next day,

they were like, oh, I'm so embarrassed that I was so emotional about it. What you lived was real.

We genuinely thought that this was the end. And it was in many ways the end. I had worked so hard, like in such machine. I was in the machine,

...