#121: Big Babies (@BigJayOakerson)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2013

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Big Jay Oakerson and I recorded a podcast upstairs from The Stand comedy club about how little we resemble grown men. Neither one of us know how to pay a bill on time. We had to break halfway through and picked the rest up near my apartment in the East Village. This was the first podcast I've done where I watched sex during the interview.

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0:00.0	No, it's fucking I find it very so it's like there's a weird like laziness to me on even things
0:04.2	So it's like when I get like so I mean I hate what I hear from a gig like are you get yourself?
0:09.7	Are you booking? Oh, yeah, and we'll reimburse I'm like I'm like I'm going to blow this dude
0:14.3	Oh, I'm going to blow this always paying more
0:18.5	$100 a dollars
0:20.5	Because it like have you made your flight for that? Yeah, like oh, I don't you hate me again ridiculous
0:24.6	When don't you get a solid number like $450 travel stipend and you're still taking like a fucking $300
0:30.7	Because you're buying a $700 ticket because at that point you're like well really I guess I'm only paying $300 for because they're giving me
0:54.6	Oh
1:05.7	Well, hello there
1:08.0	Well, hello ladies and gentlemen. Hey, hey, um, hi guys. How are you welcome to our shaker's kept account?
1:14.0	I'm Ari Shaffir. Who's that? Who's that just doing what hello there?
1:20.3	Well, hello there
1:22.3	Do you hear it with hello there?
1:26.6	Mm-hmm. That was the best one of the best episodes of my other children when Al couldn't remember
1:33.5	The name of that song. I mean it was like two chords and a lyric
1:37.2	So you'd call the radio station. I'm like I want to request a song. He couldn't get it out of his head, but he couldn't remember what it was
1:46.0	I think I want to request a song. Yeah, what song is I don't know, but it goes like this
1:53.1	It's like
1:56.0	That's what is
1:59.0	Man that show is stupid. They boycott it. Did you know that there were pickets outside Fox
2:05.6	Something you should get rid of the smut Mary will children. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine that?
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