123. Revenge of the Burrito

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 Today, Chris ate 2 burritos before we started and he most certainly is not going to catch the upswing. We're talking unrequited friendship, the word "both", talking at the urinal, and the never-ending conundrum of women talking to men and not wanting it to get flirty. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:43.1	Toronto, I am going to be in Toronto, Chrisalia.com, in Bismarck.
0:46.1	Those are the two new dates, Bismarck, North Dakota, for some reason, in Toronto.
0:46.9	I will be there.
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0:52.0	And I'll also be in a bunch of different cities coming up, Beaumont, MacAllen, Texas,
0:54.2	Peterborough, Canada, I don't know what that is,
0:55.7	but Thunder Bay, Duluth, London, Ontario.
0:58.4	Anyway, go get those tickets now,
1:00.3	Mobile Alabama,
1:02.0	chrously.com, thank you very much.
1:03.5	A bunch of other places in Alabama, too.
1:05.0	I know.
1:06.0	I don't know.
1:06.9	I've been to Alabama before, though.
1:08.9	I have.
1:09.1	To perform?
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