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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#125: Trump Juror PSYOP + Biden Coup Underway? + Ari Shaffir on Antisemitism + TFH History

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.

Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.

0:10.0

Yeah, welcome to Broken Cin. I'm Johnny Woodard. We're in it.

0:19.3

It's a lot of energy. I like that. I mean it. I feel like I'm really decaying hard in front of the

0:24.5

camera like I'm looking decayed look at this dude look at this look at this

0:27.8

look at this bro I got a I got a I got a a camouflage a sandwich shop hat on which is like kind of what your dad does where you just buy something at the gift shop and just wears it out to the end of days.

0:41.3

It's like his best hat for the rest of it was like. Yeah, that's why I'm just trying to mix it up from an LA hat and then I'm just wearing the stuff I slept in.

0:49.2

You're leaning really hard in a sweatsuits now, right? I really am because of my hips.

0:53.0

What, what? What? What? It just, James just hurt my hips now. You got hip pain? I got some, I think I think I really screwed

1:02.1

my legs up by doing hardcore drugs at some point.

1:05.6

Oh, okay.

1:06.4

So I need the Lucy, I need the loosey goosey hips.

1:09.9

That doesn't hurt your jigitsu game, the hips?

1:12.0

No, dude, I'm actually doing okay, which is crazy. I'm still the worst. But I'm the...

1:19.1

Are you literally the worst? You're not literally the worst. No, I don't think I'm the worst but you know I'm getting it dude I got my moves. I got my moves. I got to understand something. It's just like

1:29.2

Jiu-Jitsu is just not something where it's like here to here to here. It's just like

1:35.0

one day you're like, here to here to here. It's just like, one day you're like, holy shit, I know that.

1:36.9

That's how it goes.

1:38.6

You're like, holy shit, I know, I just did it.

1:42.1

And you don't even remember getting it and then one day you

1:44.8

get it and then that's it and you just keep going it's like an endless pit anyways Johnny

1:50.1

what's up with Trump? What a segue?

1:55.0

We just wanted the big story of this week is,

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