126: catfished by my diabolical new roommate (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to dispense her perfect wisdom and take calls about a stolen shovel, a new insane roommate catfishing, and a surprise proposal.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.2	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person,
0:18.7	this show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:23.8	Miles Miss is here, ladies and gentlemen.
0:27.0	Woo!
0:27.5	Who!
0:28.3	Happy Miles Misses, everybody!
0:34.2	From across the sea! So Miles Miss, everybody. From across the sea.
0:39.8	So Miles Miss is here, guys.
0:42.3	It's very exciting.
0:43.3	I am out putting an extreme amount of content,
0:46.3	but the perfect thing that I have done
0:48.3	is I have overwatered my plants.
0:55.6	Plants actually don't like water.
0:57.8	And I actually was on the show saying that the worst thing that can happen to a plant
1:01.4	if you water is it grows.
1:03.2	And that's wrong.
1:04.5	I spread misinformation.
1:06.3	I went home and told you that.
1:07.5	You told me this.
1:08.3	I saw the TikTok clip.
1:09.5	You could definitely overwater. And I had a Monstera that I just cannot keep alive. You told me this. I saw the TikTok clip. You could definitely over water.
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