#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.

To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm travelling. all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge
0:25.7	Piando ferries that is another way
0:37.0	Morning Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli.
0:40.0	Oh, snaps!
0:42.0	Oh, snaps! Oh snaps welcome to the first of hopefully many live broken Sims. We decided
0:51.0	to do it since we didn't do one last week. Here we are. We're doing one now.
0:56.1	Joining me as always. Okay, let me do the official intro. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation Live.
1:07.0	Sorry, Johnny Woodard, we're in it.
1:09.0	We're in it.
1:10.0	We're in it. We're live, dude.
1:12.0	I don't know we're gonna be doing a lot of these,
1:13.6	but we just, we hadn't,
1:15.2	there's been so much shit happening.
1:17.0	I mean, it's been unbelievable
1:18.3	how much stuff is happening in the news
1:20.2	that we just gotta,
1:21.2	we gotta put something out here right I mean people love the live
1:24.7	Johnny they love the live I mean we've just seen this we're in it to win it we love the live we're love the live
1:31.3	we're in it we're. We're seeing your comments. We're liking the ones we like. We're ignoring the people saying meany stuff. Okay. That's how we go. We're in it, Johnny. I almost died, but here I am.
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