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When something unexplainable happens to you, it can make you feel isolated or alone.

But trust us, you're not.

For over a decade, you've been sending your strange stories to astonishing legends,

and now it's time for our fellow legenders to hear them too.

Join us weekly in the vault beneath Blanket Fortiana, which we call The Astonishing Dead Letter Office. Tonight's episode, Swami Mystery Talking Board.

Well, this one practically jumped out of the dead letter office mail bag.

Okay, that's speaking metaphorically right.

Or wait a second, are you printing these letters out from emails and then putting them in a big canvas bag with the word mail stamped on the side of it.

Are you actually physically creating?

Of course I am.

It adds to the vibe, the feel of it.

I miss real letters.

Okay.

I'll go along with that.

Who wants to listen to the dead email office?

Well, you can't.

Also, it's very dramatic when you pour these letters out from the bag onto a big desk.

Yes.

To show how many you've got.

That's right.

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