131. The Long Arm of Um

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY, we're talking about a bunch of things, such as thinking you can control road rage until you're the one driving, how many buttons to unbutton on your shirt, how late is too late for a son to hold Daddy's hand, and if we unpack when we go on vacation. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.
0:04.8	Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts.
0:07.9	You don't want any unwanted surprises.
0:10.5	That's why the current account switch service guarantees against any shocks, stresses,
0:15.8	and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments.
0:20.1	Find out more at currentacc switch.com.uk.
0:38.3	Hey guys, it's October 13th. Please. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
0:39.3	Hey, guys.
0:40.3	It's October 13th.
0:41.3	Happy Sunday the 13th.
0:43.3	Stop what you're doing right now and get Lifeline Luxury.
0:45.3	Patreon.com slash Lifeline luxury.
0:47.3	It is on and pop in.
0:49.3	We got the live shows on there and you get extra.
0:59.1	We do two, three episodes of Lifeline luxury which is just banta sick in it. Two three. What does that mean? We do two or three. Do we do three at least,
1:03.2	baby, baby, baby, baby. How about this? How crazy is this? It's October 13th and it's episode
1:09.9	one three one. Not now simply not crazy. That is just crazy. It's October 13th and it's episode 131.
1:11.6	Not, simply not crazy.
1:13.6	That is just crazy.
1:15.0	There is not a 13 in that except for 131, but that's 130, not 13.
1:20.8	But if you're a student of numerology like I am, I'm in amazing.
1:24.9	I mean, I'll be that.
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