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Joey motherfucking Diaz

What's up brother?

I'm just on the drive up here I was thinking about all the busted assholes that are in the hospital today from the gay pride parade.

Can you imagine how many guys went down there just to say hello?

They ended up getting fucked and he has by the state.

Bro, let me tell you something.

That was one of the biggest turnouts my friend went and he said he had a

fucking blast one like a real buddy said he had a blast blast gay people great in

fucking New York all over everywhere they're celebrating they can be

free I love it but anybody who's got a problem with that is crazy but on the

dark side let's talk about the facts here a couple confused little young white

dudes went down there yesterday.

Sure I'll go have a drink.

Yeah, some guys who just wanted to be an ally, ally to the gay folks. I just want, you know, I'm not gay, but I am your ally.

Next thing you know,

old Jed's millionaire.

What's up brother?

That's what guys have to remember,

gay dudes are dudes.

All the same rules apply. All same rules of scumbaggery that apply to men apply to

gay men. Yeah, there's like three types of gay guys. There's gay guys that aren't interested.

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