132: sabotaging my workplace 'fun committee' (w/ Jonathan Hebert)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Jonathan Hebert joins the show to take stunning calls from real people about an ex fiance fancy table custody battle, condoms found at your workplace, and a fun committee splinter cell mole.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.3	Hello and welcome for the show where I'm perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:22.5	Recently, I've been putting it in the sink.
0:27.7	Talking about the pot that I make the noodles in.
0:31.9	I put that puppy in the sink.
0:34.6	Or the pan that I roasted the Spatchcock chicken in. I'm putting that bitch in the
0:39.4	sink. Because guess what, John, every second you leave the food in the pan on the stove, that's
0:47.9	another second for a crust to happen. But no longer. Where were you leaving it before?
0:56.0	Un-to-serve.
0:57.4	To let the residual heat crust.
1:00.3	That is what it was while I eat it.
1:02.8	So here's the thing.
1:03.6	You eat it and it crusted it.
1:06.0	Yeah, so here's the thing is, I'm serving it under the platter.
1:08.6	I'm putting the platter on the table.
1:09.7	Ah, before I eat it, putting it in the sink.
1:12.6	And you do do that loudly.
1:14.6	You make a nice plate, you're plating it.
1:16.8	Yeah.
1:17.4	Chicken.
1:18.1	Chicken.
1:18.5	Side Caesar's how to.
	...

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