#133: Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Relationship Script Leaked? + Venezuelan Gang Takeover Offers Hope + Sam's Homeland

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?

We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show.

Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	All right, welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starting Johnny Wooder that we are in
0:18.8	it back in effect, took some time off, and here we are hanging and banging the people have spoken they want me to wear the sunglasses
0:26.6	They're all did they did they have the people like wear the glasses they look good
0:31.1	So I've been seeing like everywhere on the internet
0:33.2	dudes are wearing glasses podcast. I'm like you know what? Let's go bro. You
0:38.8	it's funny you talk so much about making yourself more relatable and you just did like the
0:43.3	number one thing to make yourself less relatable people can't see your eyes.
0:47.2	Well I mean my eyes are so old I have bags under my eyes. I'm always tired. I worked out so hard. I got to stop doing 24 hours working out twice and 24 hours.
1:02.0	There are worse things that do to your body than work out.
1:03.7	I did two Jiujitsus and I did a weight training.
1:08.3	By the way, getting a little bit of guns, dude.
1:10.3	I see your finger.
1:11.3	Oh, is it fixed? No.
1:13.0	Wow, you still can't straighten it.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:15.0	Are you going to see a doctor?
1:16.0	I got to.
1:17.0	That's the next thing, I will.
1:19.0	I was on the road, dog.
1:20.0	It's a good thing you don't use that finger.
1:22.0	I mean, nobody, the little finger is maybe the most point is it's a little toe I'm never asking for a million dollars
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