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I used nature's shower caddy.

The fires blew ash into a chair that we accidentally left outside during the wind and the flames.

Turns out, it's supposed to rain on the forecast.

We're wondering, do we bring the chair in?

It's sort of a white cloth chair.

Or do we leave it out so that nature can run her course washing the ash away from the

chair in the seasons god cleaned my chair god put ash on my chair and then he also said let me wipe that

ash away with nature's piss.

Rain.

You got to throw that chair out.

No, but we got to maybe have a tested for anthrax or whatever the fuck.

So you've been reading enough of the news to take the necessary precautions but you don't

have a deep understanding of well we're wondering if maybe we can do some sort of chemical treatment

on the chair so then we can at least well stanley steamer is the carpet cleaner oh um i didn't know

that that's interesting but i'm on the show today, of course, with Jeffrey James.

Biller Guess.

No, stop.

Jeffrey James, you of course know from the Hedgum podcast.

You know from the Sydney-Sweeney buy commercials.

No way.

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