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Lifeline

134. Yeah-Bombing

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline Kalshi: Bet on the election! Get a free $20 bonus with a $100+ deposit kalshi.com/lifeline TODAY, we discuss how to talk to women in ANY situation, how to treat people who like to order plain tuna sandwiches from Subway, and we have a money logistics issue in a breakup. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.8

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0:07.9

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0:27.2

Runk.

0:31.8

Hello.

0:33.6

Hello. Hello.

0:45.1

Hello. Hello. Hello. Will you please? Hello. Is it ready now?

0:46.9

I will say ready We just literally just had the very best first minute

0:51.0

We had a first minute

0:51.8

It was so good

0:52.6

We've ever had and he f*** Now don't swear now we got to get demonetized. He's going to bleep it, dude.

0:58.6

All right. But we were, we were, smooth. Don't turn it into a thing where we're angry at each other.

1:02.0

I understand. We were direct the anger at him. We were smooth sailing for a minute.

1:05.3

Beyond smooth. Yeah. It was really good. Usually the episodes are the best at the end of the episode when we're loosey-goosey

1:11.9

and we were just firing.

1:13.2

On all son who's out of the gate.

1:14.9

And then this guy comes in and says, wait, you got to stop.

1:16.8

Hold on.

1:17.5

Cut, cut.

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