0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:04.8	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.
0:10.3	Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 136 of, excuse me, that's illegal.
0:34.0	The podcast takes a hardcore look,
0:35.7	get some soft core crimes.
0:38.3	I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.
0:41.5	Straight out of the closet with two incidents involving hard liquor. We're talking
0:45.8	whiskey baby. It's going to be fantastic. Summer is almost over. We're at the beginning of September
0:52.4	already. Can you believe it? almost over
0:53.0	the
0:55.0	can you believe it and while it's starting to cool off over in my neck of the woods
0:57.4	it's still very important to stay hydrated
1:00.3	which is exactly what the perpetrators in today's stories are going to do.
1:04.0	Let's just get right into it, but first a joke to set the mood.
1:09.0	So there's this guy and he runs into a bar yelling at the bartender.
1:13.2	I need six shots of whiskey, fast!
1:16.9	The bartender scrambles and gets the shots lined up on the bar.
1:20.4	The man then chugs back all six of them in a row like nothing. The bartender is amazed at this and the man notices his reaction so he says
1:28.3	Trust me if you had what I have you drink like this too. The bartender is now curious so he asks damn what is it
1:37.1	that you have the man says 50 cents then he high-tails it out of the bar.
1:45.0	All right everybody, hop in the minivan and let's cruise these suburban streets as I serenade you with a couple
1:54.1	tales of low-level true cry.
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