137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Arasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents.

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0:00.0	We're sorry.
0:11.9	Your problem cannot be perfected as dialed.
0:14.4	Please report to your local call center for immediate assistance.
0:17.4	Dialed on tour details below in the description.
0:22.2	This is a headgum podcast.
0:41.6	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:44.3	That farts?
0:51.3	Recently, I've been revolutionizing what it is to be a little guy.
0:52.4	Oh.
1:00.0	I've been having an extra cold water on my bedside table and a regular temperature cold water.
1:05.3	Having two temperatures of cold water, one from the previous night, one from the extra cold in case I want to sort of dabble in regular temp water.
1:08.9	With you now.
1:09.5	Sitting on my bed watching TV with my lover, who is my wife.
1:15.3	I love that.
1:15.9	Having a little sip of the regular temp.
1:17.8	And you know what?
1:18.5	I'm going to go cold.
1:19.7	Having a sip of the cold.
1:20.8	Oh, that's too cold.
1:21.6	Having a sip of the regular.
1:22.9	Giving myself options for how I want to hydrate.
1:25.5	I love options.
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