138. We Need A Beaver

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Last chance! Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we talk about what to do if you think you've pissed yourself, if you're supposed to leave price tags on gifts, a new issue with holding the door for people, post-burp blowing 🤢, the right way to eat a meal, and if you're supposed to nod up or down. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service.
0:04.8	Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts.
0:07.9	You don't want any unwanted surprises.
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0:15.8	and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments.
0:20.1	Find out more at currentacc switch.com.uk.
0:40.0	Welcome to Lifeline. It is episode of 138 Sunday, December 1st.
0:44.8	Hello.
0:45.7	We made it to December.
0:46.7	Hello.
0:48.2	There are 30 days left in the year.
0:50.7	And guess what?
0:51.6	Happy birthday to Richard Pryor,
0:57.5	Bet Midler, and mumbo-jumbo, whoever the fuck that is. Woo! And of course, we'll see you in a few days, those who are lucky enough or
1:03.8	smart enough to have purchased tickets to join us at the next Lifeline live show in Oxnard on December 5th. Tickets in the description below.
1:14.3	Get them before they go on. And if you can't make that, if you don't live in, you know,
1:19.2	Oxnard, California or close, then you can sign up for our Patreon. Patreon.com slash
1:23.4	Lifeline luxury and you can see the show there. Yes, you can.
1:28.4	Make sure you subscribe, of course, on YouTube.
1:31.1	Super good studios.
1:33.3	Is that the channel or is it just super good?
1:35.5	Super good.
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