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M you guys have inspired me to follow my dreams. Thank you my dream to become a

drug addicted downright criminal gay stripper turn up for fucking Pride month. It

is Joan ladies and gentlemen here with the resident Gaylord Toby on the

valley. We got the other resident Gaylord. I feds pride month turn up. We have

I fucking some straight piece of shit straight white male boring.

Foring you're boring. You're not valued. No one likes you're not valued because

you're straight and you're right on my time. No, it doesn't matter. You're not

part of this. You're not part of this. You're a fucking straight fucking ugly white

face out of pride. Fine. That's why are you proud? I'm absolutely proud. Yeah,

super super proud. Yeah, why did people that are proud get a whole month that

people that aren't proud don't get shit. We need to help us unproud people out. Yeah,

yeah, that's pride month. You know, it's more about just being gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

it's got more than that. If you're gay, you should hate that. You shouldn't be proud.

Why? Why don't you get your own? Why don't you get a month for that?

What? So, I thought it was like, why don't you be proud of my hatred? Yeah.

So, Joan is pride month and then July is for people who are still in the closet. Yeah.

For all days, for all the closets, for all the people like, for homophobes, it's for

all the people that are really, really ultra gay, but are so gay that they're in denial

and hate gay people. You mean like denial December? They have an

all the same. Yeah, this fucking incredible. Yeah. That's like, that's a

mind for all the people in Congress, only old white men in Congress. We're

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