This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 142 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast, it takes a hardcore look, gets some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with a couple of stories that combine the two loves of my life.

Chicks and McNuggets.

This is actually pretty wild.

We're going back to the Golden Arches, baby.

And ba-da-ba-papa-ba, I'm loving it.

Shout out to Diane, one of my favorite longtime listeners who sent in a petty crime confession.

About a time she lost her cool, and a Mickey Deez.

We thought, heck, it would be nice to pair it with an episode about moms behaving badly or just take a visit to McDonald's. And I'm lazy, so

McDonald's won. It just came easier. People get pretty wild over there. But don't worry,

I'm thinking I will still do a wild mom's episode sometime in the future. I don't know about you,

but I'm starving, so let's get into it. But first, I joke to set the mood.

So a frog walks into McDonald's and orders a cheeseburger. The cashier looks at them and asks,

Would you like flies with that?

All right, everybody, hop in the minivan van and let's cruise these suburban streets as I serenade you with a couple tales of low-level true crime.

And don't worry my friends, I promise to get you back home by 5 o'clock.

Chickens. Get it?

Excuse me Yeah

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