Donald J. Trump here with tremendous news for everybody. This is so good. You know, I love listening to you guys. We got the Air Force, we got the Space Force. And now I'm announcing,

I was just joking, and we see what a great idea. We're gonna have the Flat Earth Force.

Flat Earth Force is so important.

Tremendous stuff for all mankind.

And Dave, I want you, you're going to be heading up the Department of

Homeland Security, going to do such a good job

Matt too you're gonna be there as well

Malania keeps asking where's Jay she loves his voice you know I say honey it's okay

Jay's gone to China. He's in China right now.

It'll be back soon, I'm sure. The Flat Earth podcast, Making America flat again. Aristotle Copernernicus, New York. Aristotle, compared against, Newton-Einstein, and the rest.

Even Aristotle was wrong.

Now you're not. Stop the knees was wrong.

Now you'll hear this amazing song.

They don't ever shred us proof

because the earth is still and just don't move horizon

that I leveled and flat.

Stars show no stellar parallax.

Michaelson morally sagged and gale.

The famous series experiment failed. The earth is the center of the universe

There is the truth and that things get worse

Now's the field he takes the lead

Bill that science guy shares his creep, groanings lesser magic crew,

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