#148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Echo 77 is the place to go for authentic Nigerian cooking in Birmingham.
0:05.0	They use Square, the all-in-one point of sale.
0:07.0	Here's why.
0:08.0	We love the kitchen display system.
0:10.0	It means we get our others right every time.
0:13.0	And we get access to our techings the next day.
0:15.0	It's like Square was designed for us.
0:18.0	Square. Big in restaurants.
0:20.0	Join at square.com.
0:22.0	Fee's apply.
0:22.6	Square Up Europe Limited is authorized by the Financial Conduct Authority under the
0:25.1	Electronic Money Regulations 2011.
0:26.8	Registered reference number 970846.
0:29.0	Customer received a gratuity.
0:33.7	Warning.
0:34.9	Broken simulation.
0:36.2	Broatum simulation.
0:38.1	With Sam Tripoli.
0:41.8	That's it.
0:42.7	Now, you don't even get Johnny Woodard in there?
0:45.5	And Johnny Woodard?
0:46.4	Yeah, I got to update it, I guess.
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