152 - Crazy Border Patrol Stories ft. Vincent 'Rocco' Vargas

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🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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0:00.0	Two of the dudes in my class went down there and strangled a f-or to death.
0:03.6	Do the shit!
0:04.6	Never show that to anyone else again.
0:07.6	I like watching.
0:08.6	That one's kind of key.
0:12.0	Oh. Okay, okay.
0:13.5	No, we don't edit anything.
0:14.6	It's you got one one take on this.
0:16.8	I can do it.
0:17.4	It's just gonna be a little bit more controlled, you know?
0:19.4	No, no, you can't.
0:21.2	We'll edit in for you. He told me before before I got here when we got here. He was like we're all going to die from a tornado
0:28.0	We just got a tornado warning
0:30.0	I know dude's in our area.
0:32.0	I was like my wife's gonna call me like are you safe like trying What? I know. I know.
0:33.0	My wife's going to call me like, are you safe?
0:35.0	Like, trust me, bro, it's in our area right now.
0:37.0	Maybe I shouldn't.
0:38.0	Three miles away right now.
0:40.0	Yeah, we might sit here through a live tornado.
0:42.0	Maybe I shouldn't have turned off all those alerts on my phone.
0:46.0	They're just really fucking annoying, dude.
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