158: Have Sex Every Day Of The Month vs Once A Month | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Jordan Conely
Roxxy Haze

This Week We Discuss
Have Sex Every Day Of The Month vs Once A Month
Unable To Eat Any Kind Of Pasta vs Never Have Fries Again
Chased By A Zombie vs A Bear

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Are you blowing your background, Roxie?
0:01.3	Does my chair dirty.
0:04.9	Is it the grease?
0:05.4	I'm going to put a blanket on it.
0:08.2	Is it the braids?
0:10.1	What is it?
0:11.7	What?
0:12.8	Why did you ask when we press record?
0:15.7	What is so dirty on it that you have to blur the entire background?
0:20.3	I want a barbecue sauce. What is it? I don't you have to blur the entire background? I want to... Barbecue sauce?
0:22.0	What is it?
0:23.0	I don't know.
0:24.4	It's just an accumulation.
0:26.5	It's just...
0:27.4	It's just a white...
0:29.9	It's just a white space on a chair that's been chaired for like five years.
0:35.6	And I do be eating.
0:37.0	By your right shoulder? Yeah, you can see it.
0:39.2	Yeah, when I move. You can see a little bit of it. Yeah. I'm gonna get a blanket. No, I'm getting
0:44.5	a blanket. It looked like your hand was dirty. Every time you grab it. Every time you grab it,
0:49.0	it's just like, yeah, Titos. For five years. I feel like it looks like a football player who has a home game
0:56.6	and he just got hit for the first time.
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