158. Uninvited Guest at the Wedding

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them: A Harry Potter Fanfiction Podcast

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them

Fanfiction, Comedy, Dracomalfoy, Arts, Harrypotter, Podcast

4.9 • 709 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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https://portkey-archive.org/story/92

Rec Zone:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4152700/1/Cauterize

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0:00.0	I'd like to never see myself.
0:04.3	Never, ever.
0:05.7	Maybe I should find a vampire just so I can stop having to see myself.
0:10.6	Just, how would you do that?
0:14.0	How would you find a vampire?
0:15.8	I live by a cemetery.
0:17.5	I assume I just go wander the cemetery at night.
0:20.0	Sure.
0:20.6	Sure. You could leave out like something
0:22.3	eats me. Like a blood
0:24.5	bag or something. I just cover
0:26.4	myself in blood bags.
0:31.5	I got your blood here.
0:37.1	Who wants some blood?
0:40.2	There's a fine looking fella.
0:41.9	Fine looking pasty fella.
0:43.5	You want some blood?
0:45.6	Do I have some for you?
0:48.6	Pulled up the blood bag and just like move it out of the way quickly.
0:51.5	And I'm like, ha, you got me.
1:01.0	The vampires be like, I promised I'd never bite a human again
1:03.6	sobbing I'm like finger guns ablaze in
	...

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