16: Bonus - Terry’s Missing

Dark Air with Terry Carnation

Audioboom Studios | Kelly&Kelly

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Society & Culture, Fiction

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

While Terry is “in the hospital”, Jeet plays previously unheard calls from the Dark Air vault (which isn’t in a vault, more like a box of tapes on the top shelf in the supply closet) featuring Terry’s old audio engineer, Reginald.

Buy Terry Carnation merch here: http://terrycarnation.com/shop

Dark Air with Terry Carnation was created by Rainn Wilson and Aaron Lee and is produced by Thom Harp and Chris Kelly.

Starring: Rainn Wilson as Terry Carnation, Karan Soni as Jeet, Al Madrigal as Al, Yvette Nicole Brown as Dr. Lizzie, Aaron Lee as Dr. Kesden and Jennifer MacLean as Veronica.

Featuring:
Steve Agee as Reginald
Dark Air Callers: Kether Donohue, Kevin Smith, Phil Abrams, Danielle Koenig

Dark Air with Terry Carnation is produced by Imperial Mammoth, Audioboom and Kelly&Kelly.

For a full list of credits head to terrycarnation.com/credits

Transcript

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0:00.0	Carnation Nation perhaps you would like to hang me on the wall. Perhaps you'd like to
0:10.7	take a sip from my skull. Perhaps you'd like to carry my carcass around town. Perhaps
0:17.9	you'd like to wear me like a hair shirt. Well, I can almost blide you with the fine items
0:25.8	now available at the Terri Carnation Dark Air Merch Store. Simply go to my personal website
0:32.0	Terri Carnation.com slash shop. There's a link if you go to Terri Carnation.com. You'll
0:37.8	see it right there on my Sintillating Front Cover page. Click on that and alongside our
0:44.3	good friends at represent.com you'll find Terri Carnation posters, t-shirts, mugs and brick
0:50.8	a rack that will uplift your pathetic little lives. Please visit a merch store and partake
0:58.5	if you want to keep me very, very close.
1:11.0	And now from the unexplored depths of the Mariannes trench to the unexplained reaches of
1:16.4	space, time and mind, you're listening to dark air with Terri Carnation.
1:30.6	Hello, Carnation Nation. Terri is actually out tonight. No, not out. He wouldn't just
1:37.7	go out and not do his show. He is sick and in a hospital, which is a statement that
1:44.7	is technically 100% true. So tonight, I'm actually really excited for this because we're
1:51.2	going to replace some of our classic dark air calls that I got to pick myself and I know
1:56.3	these verbatim. It'll be fun, like watching a band play snippets of their best songs at
2:04.4	the Super Bowl Half-time show. All killer and no filler folks. So to be very clear, I will
2:13.2	be taking no calls tonight. Please. Oh, thank God. Enjoy this trip into the vault, which
2:22.8	isn't really a vault. It's more like a set of Costco shelves in the utility closet
2:28.3	above the trifold towels and toilet paper, just like the doctor ordered. Carnation out.
2:35.3	Carnation out. Carnation Nation. Welcome to another episode of Dark Air. It's me or host Terri
2:46.0	Carnation. And with me in the engineering studio tonight is none other than... Reginald.
	...

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