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Before we start this episode,

I should point out that there are a couple of occasions

when I swear, so I thought I'd better make you aware of that.

Apologies, but sometimes my frustration gets a better of me.

Enjoy the episode.

Music

If the brown stuff hits the fan and you need their immediate help

in terms of us getting to you,

it's Jackie's birthday.

Jackie's birthday is the phrase.

And please remember,

you are in the heart of what I would have called

back in the old days in the police, bandit country.

Music

Converting a passport is still a very fine art.

OCGs would have access to the people who can do it.

It's very precise, it's hard to do.

The thick page with the holograms,

once it's altered, it's very hard to get back.

You'll see a passport control that they run their thumb down the edge of it.

If you've taken the page out, it just won't sit flush with the others.

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