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sitting across from us as a fucking sexual predator and animal. I'm not

Sexual relations with that woman. I like the record shot. All right. You said that woman. No woman was brought up. Yeah,

You said allegations. I was just clear which allegations are we talking about?

Yeah, well, maybe you should just wait a minute. All right. I'll give my mouth. That's what my lawyer said was best for me. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut

We heard you tried to make an anime that involved a young woman. Oh

Those allegations right right no

That she won a math competition. No, no president. No, that was my cousin's computer. My cousin was logged on on the computer

Then that wasn't me. Yeah, so you're saying you have no interest in children

I'm going to be a

Plea the fit. I'm pleased to be clear. Plea the fit. Ladies and gentlemen, sitting across from us is Matt. Um, I can a Bob Hilton

He has three microphones in front of him

for no reason and because of that we are treating him like he has a bunch of allegations. Yeah, he's not actually a sexual predator guys as far as we know.

I'll let you. I'll let you. There's a lot of allegations about Matt. Um, a lot of things that could be said that he may have done or he may not have. Matt

How do you think about how do you feel about the allegations that you're a cool guy? I think those allegations are completely completely true. Oh, let's go.

Okay, that's cool. That's okay from the label source. I'm hard. I like how I allegedly I have a cool guy. It's true.

I've been known to that from being cool. I like how you just immediately put on a Bill Clinton persona. As soon as you have three microphones in front of you, you do look

someone like a politician, you know, if it wasn't for the apart from the chewing gum, yeah, you don't really give off like politician vibes though, you know, you know, I

don't know. I reckon I think if Matt was in a suit and he wasn't chewing gum, I think he could he could come across like a politician. No, the hairstyle would need a change to but you're almost there.

I need like the old like the hair where they should just let his shave and let it go. So thin. It's kind of just like, yeah, oh yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's going to look both like you tried to put it together.

There was no like not quite bald, but not quite there to where you just shave it all off yet. You know, all right. If you were running to be prime minister of Australia, what what would your policies be?

Fucking legalized weed. Everyone here smokes it anyways. Like, okay, that's a good way to answer any political questions.

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