Hello there my holiday lovelies it's reality TV time and it's also a magical time of the

year even more so magical to me because I have heard your cries of solidarity from far and wide not because of the holiday

season but because we are coming together to say no to reindeer cars I am so

touched I really am I didn't know I was one of the many

thousands of us across the land that don't like to see our friends those of you

who are fighting your common sense as you're hopping into your car every morning that's got felt out of your windows and on the front of your car, we're praying for you, okay? And by praying, I mean, we're laughing at you.

We're taking photos of your cars and we're laughing at you in the Facebook group,

the reality TV Orchard of Snark. Now I thought about this and I think maybe next year there'll be a

spike in sales because some of you are brave enough to have come forward and

said yes I am driving a reindeer car. Maybe you are not as alone as you think you are.

I think we should take all of you,

kind of like what they did with the felons in Australia,

we'll put you all together,

hit you up like Santa's reindeer, will light you up like Clark

and cousin Eddie and you guys can fulfill the dream of being a reindeer flying across the world.

I know that sounds harsh.

It's not like I wish you physical harm,

but you know the emotional damage,

knowing that we are all laughing at you.

That one's on you.

Just kidding.

I really do love you and I do have to give credit to those of you who are coming forward saying

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