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It's a New Year's Nifty Gifty! Today we are teaming up with the one and only justine from The Shore Store podcast to give you a NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE! We put it to a vote and it was a resounding cry for this meager little pilot episode. No one knew what this show would be, but by gosh, Kody is working his best Guy Smiley energy to SELL THIS FAMILY TO AMERICA. Justine is a novice at this show, so of course Amanda and Jodie revel in being able to catch her up in all the minute details of this family history, from the wedding tacos, to the multiple flat tires, to the wet bar, to, of course, the nachos. It always comes back to the nachos. ENJOY and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2021

It’s my last regularly scheduled episode, but this is NOT Goodbye, Forever. This feed will remain here for periodic episodes so don’t unsubscribe, and the Orchard of Snark Facebook Group will live on! This week, I have to address the season finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (6:00) after an update on Evelyn Cormier, infamous namesake for our beloved Facebook Group. The girl hasn’t changed, only grown more unbearable so get your earmuffs ready from some extra special sound clips! Then we’re off to check in on the new Hulu doc on RHOSLC Jen Shah “The Housewife & the Shah Shocker” (19:00). I’ll give you the highs and lows in case you can’t view it, but you’re not missing much besides what Koa (aka BLEEPITY BLEEP) spilled. The Bell of Da Ball is *Truely Sister Wives (29:00). We have waited, we have watched, we have persisted through The Brown Family Mission Statement and Maddie’s labors… and now we can reap what they sowed in this Season 16. We did it, Friends. And we deserve this. Amen. **Subscribe free on your fav podcast app We Love to Hate Everything! *We Love to Hate TV for ALL Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more This week: MTV True Life: I Can’t Have Sex, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sistine Wives S16 *Total Request Podcast YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Arrested Development S1E5 & Addicted to Marriage S1E1 Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv14 Promo Code: RealiTV14 for 12 FREE meals & and 3 FREE gifts! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 40% off & FREE shipping! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2021

Be sure you're subscribed to We Love to Hate Everything FREE to keep listening to me deliver weekly episodes on everything & anything: pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip and more with my cohost & BFF! Enjoy this sneak peak of my We Love to Hate TV Patreon episode with my cohost Amanda, as we recap the Season 16 Premiere of Sister Wives. Say it all together now: IT’S NOT A POND! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV True Life: I‘m Addicted to Tanning *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: YouTube British doc Raised Without Rules *Tier 2: Modern Love S1E3 Get the help & support you need with BetterHelp and get 10% off your first month! www.betterhelp.com/welove

Transcribed - Published: 23 November 2021

This is a really special episode for me. Four years ago, I met Julie by chance, and she completely changed my skeptical mind & tentative soul. We laugh, I cry, and we even talk about RHOBH so you’re going to love it! Julie Jancius is an Angel Medium who is THE real deal. She’s also a friend of mine who has never seen Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so of course I had to get her take on the infamous Dinner Party from Hell. But it gets SO much better! Julie shares how to open ourselves up to receiving messages from our angels and loved ones on the other side. At the very least, you get to hear me fight my way through some tears, so maybe that’s MY karma after all these years? *It’s here! Julie’s book/workbook Angels & Awakening: A Guide to Raise Your Vibration and Hear Your Angels *Subscribe to Angels & Awakening Podcast *Find Angel Memberships, E-Courses, & more at www.theangelmedium.com *Join Julie’s exclusive Facebook Group *Connect With Your Angels on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2021

To our sweet Christine, I honor you with this... XO Jodie P.S. Sister Wives was never your moment to shine. "Courting Christine" is your next spinoff, baby girl!

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2021

She’s baack! Hillary Taylor Baldwin just can’t stay off Instagram. The woman is a monster, and you can’t convince me otherwise. After I allow my soul to speak its truth, I talk about the latest personality disorders on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (20:39). Oh, and Ari’s new lips. They need their own show because they don’t fit on the screen. I also learned of AUJ’s impending essential oil-blessed vaginal birth (46:10), so naturally I am legally obligated to proclaim my list of baby names. Let Us Pray… **Subscribe free on your fav podcast app We Love to Hate Everything! *We Love to Hate TV for ALL Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more This week: MTV True Life: I Have a Fetish & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Toddlers & Tiaras and Netflix Sexy Beasts S1E1 Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv14 Promo Code: RealiTV14 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 40% off & FREE shipping! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2021

I can’t get enough RHOSLC but since I recap that with Amanda on We Love to Hate TV, I need to express my appreciation for Real Housewives of Potomac. Even though I dislike the entire cast, they draw me back in with a tossed salad and Karen’s (allegedly) scrambled eggs. Speaking of alleged, J. Lo has her eyes on a certain Queen Bee, according to a blind item, and let’s just say I highly advise her not to mess with the hive. Tip-toeing away from that disaster waiting to happen to another, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (17:30) is slowly picking up speed. I haven’t been overly impressed with a few couples’ storylines, but I’m all in for Ellie & Alina. I’m crossing my fingers Ellie cuts Victor’s beard “accidentally” while trimming shingles, and Alina can hack Steven’s hair (and other things) right off for all I care. Can we make a list of things Jesus did that Steven can also do? #1 Be Crucified (by viewers). **Subscribe free on your fav podcast app We Love to Hate Everything! *We Love to Hate TV for ALL Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more This week: Bachelor in Paradise & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Boy Meets World & The Face on the Milk Carton Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv14 Promo Code: RealiTV14 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2021

Before diving into the latest & almost-greatest on TLC and WeTV, let’s talk about Housewives. Where is our Kim Richards-style interrogation with Ramona? Why is Crystal getting a reverse-Camille edit? And how can we fully appreciate the current season of RHOBH before it’s too late? Enough with the Bravo shitty mess (see what I did there?), let’s switch gears to 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (17:30). Steven. Steven and his OJ teeth and sweaty balls. Just like Salt Lake City’s House of Marks Matriarch would say, “I’m disengaging”. Meanwhile in the land of Lockup (60:15), Sean has moved on to a different parolee and post-prison cuisine. We also catch up with John and his moles, as well as Kristiana and her eyebrows. They’ve had lots of highs and lows, and the couple has experienced some of their own as well. **Subscribe free on your fav podcast app We Love to Hate Everything! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Family Therapy & Bachelor in Paradise *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: The Goldbergs S5E11 Dinner with the Goldbergs & Netflix documentary Longshot Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv14 Promo Code: RealiTV14 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2021

Before diving into another week of reality TV dumpster fires, I have to share the latest binges I’ve been into. If you love crime and/or mystery series, be sure you tune in. The White Lotus is at the top of my list, but Woodstock 99 and some lesser-known docs have had me glued to my TV the last few weeks. No episode would be complete without a 90 Day Fiance (22:00) rundown. Sure Angela and Michael have exhausted ALL our ovaries, but there are several things to be said about Ronald and Mike, as well as Natalie’s Single White Female “friend” Julia. Speaking of crazy chicks, Love After Lockup (46:15) has given us plenty of flavors to choose from. The twist to this season is that each inmate/partner has an equally crazier partner. It’s truly a mindf@ck when you start thinking Lisa has quite a level head on her shoulders and Ray should aim higher. In the wildest twist of all, Real Housewives of Potomac and Beverly Hills (1:08:00) are just a side-step away from the felony charges on WeTV. While we all know about Erika’s fall from her not-so-PrettyMess, I have some predictions about a new RHOP Housewife that reminds me of a Defendant J. Shah. Allegedly, thats my opinion! **Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe ** *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Family Therapy & Bachelor in Paradise *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Ferrets Pursuit of Excellence Documentary & Brooklyn Nine-Nine Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv14 Promo Code: RealiTV14 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 11 August 2021

I’m kicking off this week with a blind item that has me stumped, so let’s get to work solving this like it’s a Dateline episode, ok? 90 Day Fiance (7:00) is more than boring, but when a nasal procedure goes down, I’m there for the investigative coverage. In this scenario, that means me giving my opinions on why Mike will always be single. Love After Lockup (26:00) has hit its stride with Daonte missing all the marks and Stan’s ability to freeze the birthrate in America. Real Housewives (44:20) has been killing it lately between RHONY, RHOBH and now Potomac premiering on Sunday. I’m living my best life while watching some of the ladies lose theirs- Quiet, Erika, I’m speaking about you. Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Family Therapy & Seeking Sister Wife Season ONE *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Real Housewives of Dallas S2E7 & Tomorrow War Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv14 Promo Code: RealiTV14 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2021

It’s a brief 90 Day Fiance recap because truly I just have to get some things off my chest regarding Mike & Trish’s relationship. They’re giving Colt & Debbie a run for their money. The rest of the episode is dedicated to the new Hulu documentary about Erika & Tom Girardi, The Housewife & The Hustler. Guys, it’s dark and twisted and very complicated, much like my personality. Enjoy?? Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & Seeking Sister Wife S1E1 *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: The Office & Dawson’s Creek Deals from my Sponsors… *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv12 Promo Code: RealiTV12 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order!

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2021

I missed you! This is truly a trip into how my brain works so enjoy the Mambo Number 5 of topics. A little bit of 90 Day Fiance, the Friends Reunion, J. Lo's blind items, and some Sherri Papini crime-fighting because why not? Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Smothered & The Masked Singer Deals from my Sponsors… *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2021

I missed you, so I’m here to deliver what I’ve been binging since we last snarked on 90 Day Fiance! There are 2 incredible documentary series on HBOmax that I’m savoring at the moment, as well as one of the current seasons of Real Housewives. Ok, fine, I can’t keep it a secret! RHONY is still Queen, but Dallas and Jersey need lifelines. "Go to sleep, just got to sleep!!" I hope you love Judge Judy as much as I do because I found myself dedicating the first 1/3 of the show to her. No one has shone brighter during COVID-time than Judith donning her ponytail. Sustained. Of course, I need to get some things off my chest about 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. That pun wasn’t intended, but how perfect was that? It’s like Ang and I are bosom buddies, hey oh! Just kidding, I’d never sexually harass a doctor who employs Natalie wearing that fringe jacket. Let’s discuss… Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Unexpected & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Pig Royalty & Dawson’s Creek Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv12 Promo Code: RealiTV12 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins & Essential Protein Powder for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *MAGIC SPOON cereals are a gift from above www.magicspoon.com/jodie Promo Code: Jodie *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2021

I'll be back next week with a new episode of RealiTV, but here's a link to subscribe to We Love to Hate Everything on your favorite podcast app or Apple Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-love-to-hate-everything/id1387310266 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, but we can't agree on which size or variety is best. Naturally, we're talking about the latest episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After where Michael argues Angela's medically-massaged boobs are a sacred status symbol & shouldn't be tampered with. Per usual, we get a little sidetracked by Seeking Sister Wife & the Snowdens before launching into Amanda's future in a galaxy far far away. She's on a journey to the "Rogue Order", which neither of us truly wants to know anything about. Finally, between our 2 Masters Degrees, we find ourselves mixing up Sister Wives Tony with Piece of Actual Feces Josh Duggar. You can imagine the shocking update Amanda experienced as I shared the latest on the disgusting Duggar Family. Please SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5-Star Review if you love the show! COMING UP on www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv Marriage Bootcamp S8 & Seeking Sister Wife (Tiers 2+) COMING UP on www.patreon.com/trpod Seinfeld S8E8 Chicken Roasters (Tiers 1&2) & Big Ed's 90 Day Journey (Tier 2)

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2021

**Apologies for the wonky sound, but Bebe is bed-bound and needs A/C so she doesnt sweat like Angela's boobs in Dr. Kasharian's office, ok? It's our first episode, and what a week to talk about what we're hating! Amanda is living her worst horizontal life, and Jodie's "floors are lava" nightmare came true. Speaking of nightmares, have you seen the Ben Affleck DM? He makes Big Ed look like a Casanova. Luckily, neither of these gentleman are on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. We're loving Kalani's natural beauty & wit, yet there is so much to hate on this season. Elizabeth & Andrei, we're looking at "YOU TWO!" SUBSCRIBE https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-love-to-hate-everything/id1387310266 COMING UP on www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv Marriage Bootcamp S8 & Seeking Sister Wife (Tiers 2+) COMING UP on www.patreon.com/trpod It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Tiers 1&2) & Big Ed's 90 Day Journey (Tier 2) Deals from my Sponsors… *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU! *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv12 Promo Code: RealiTV12 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2021

Maybe I was born to be a princess because I was glued to the coverage of Prince Phillip’s Funeral. The regal processions, the mystery, the STUNNING Duchess of Cambridge! If you were triggered by the Meghan vs the Royals of it all, just wait until you hear about a kerfuffle at a Yogurt Shop. If you know, you know… The 90 Day Fiance Tell All Part 2 (8:45) was seriously lacking in all areas for me, but I enjoyed seeing Zied learn about threesomes. He giggled more than I’ll be doing on 4-20 (psst… check out Patreon this week- I’m scared!) Sister Wives (23:45) wrapped up a too-short season with even more COVID conundrums. Kody needs to prepare for a headlock coming in from Chicago because I am furious over our sweet Ysabel. I will cradle that bebe’s spine in my own arms at a moment’s notice- who’s with me? Oh, and Kody can F&ck right off!!! Subscribe WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-love-to-hate-everything/id1387310266?i=1000516693454 *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom OG & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: A Teacher & Mad Men Deals from my Sponsors… *HelloFresh is America’s #1 Meal Kit… www.hellofresh.com/realitv12 Promo Code: RealiTV12 for 12 FREE meals & FREE shipping! *RITUAL Multivitamins for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *FEALS CBD is top shelf CBD, go to www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE shipping! *PROSE formulates unique haircare products based on YOUR hair at www.prose.com/realitv for 15% off your first order! *AGENCY delivers ageless skin, go to www.withagency.com/realitv to get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2021

I’m diving straightaway into 90 Day Fiance Tell All Part 1 this week. As Brit Brit would say, Julia is *not that innocent. Her Bitch Flag is starting to fly and Yara will NOT have it. Speaking of Yara, was she wearing a new clothing accessory? You know if you know… After a jaw-dropping week last week, Sister Wives (29:38) returns with Robyn channeling the scary little lady in Teen Witch. She’s already the Most Popular Girl Wife, and now she wants to carry Kody’s brunette boy. His Brown Boy. Wait, Kody Brown’s boy. See, I solved the riddle already. She already birthed this mysterious Brown boy- twice! You’re welcome. Subscribe WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-love-to-hate-everything/id1387310266?i=1000516693454 *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Unexpected & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Jerseylicious & Kid 90

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2021

I have some news to share at the top of the show, so make sure not to miss it! Then it’s off to the Season Finale of 90 Day Fiance where Andrew proves he hasn’t showered since pre-Mexico. His hair is dirtier & more greased over than the rides at Action Park. Stephanie thinks her cat can talk, and Natalie shows Mike 2 reasons to keep her here. BOOBS. Kody makes my dreams come true on Sister Wives (28:55) this week. Not only does he do things with a piñata that I’ve journaled about for years, but he spills all his truths about his feelings for Meri. I feel God in this Flagstaff tonight. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: The Rock-afire Explosion & The Nanny **Get ageless skin www.withagency.com/realitv & get your Future Formula designed by a dermatology provider just for YOU with AGENCY **Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2021

I’ve given up on Married at First Sight for now, but not for forever. I’m just taking the break Paige should be taking from Chris. So onward to 90 Day Fiance (5:45) in it’s penultimate episode of the season. Tamara misses her opportunity to show off her OG Karen skills, while Yara & Jovi turn into the most boring people ever in the Bizarro World we live in now. Sister Wives (31:10) continues its COVID Diary, but I’m bada baba ba Lovin’ It! It was *truely a classic episode, Amen. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom OG & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Seeking Sister Wife & 90 Day Journey: Nicole & Azan I’m obsessed with PROSE! Take your FREE in-depth hair quiz & get 15% off your first order today! www.prose.com/realitv

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2021

What’s going on with Married at First Sight this season? It started with speed & momentum, but now I’m just annoyed and I blame Chris AND Paige. So let’s spend extra time with 90 Day Fiance (10:30) this week. Hazel is treated to a stripper who didn’t strip, while treating viewers to the reason we can never touch anything in hotel rooms. Brandon and Company return with sharp scissors & a kennel-cut, and Mike takes advantage of Tamara from Down the Hill and I AM OUTRAGED! Did I say outraged? That’s also fitting for Sister Wives (42:55) because guess who appears to be a season regular now? I will NOT. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Unexpected & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Bar Rescue & Doughboys Podcast RITUAL multivitamins for all ages www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2021

Sure the world is talking about the couple that has publicly pledged to live a private life forevermore giving a Tell-All interview to Oprah on a global network, but I’m here for reality TV. Married at First Sight is giving Chris enough room to build a mountain of evidence against himself for current & future lovers, employers, lenders and debt collectors. It’s spectacular and Paige got her well-deserved Beyonce moment. Meanwhile 90 Day Fiance (20:34) is losing steam while gaining Brandon more haters. I’ve never wanted an infestation just so I could call this Orkin Boy & teach him common decency that his disgusting parents didn’t. Don’t get it twisted when it comes to my beloved Sister Wives (49:30) though. It’s like Seinfled: a show about nothing. It’s perfect & I stan all Basement Wives! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp Reality Stars S8E2 *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Growing Up Gotti & Difficult People *Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2021

Spring is on the horizon and the possibilities are endless! Perhaps you feel the same and want to try a “Dirty Debbie”? I’ll fill you in on that if you can help me find out what happened to the Seeking Sister Wife Premiere! On Married at First Sight (9:00), Pastor Cal shows up 10 days too late, just in time to remind me how much I dislike him. Never change, PC. 90 Day Fiance (22:00) shows us again why Jovi is a bitch to me & why Betty can take her issues straight to Giada. Mariah is back to visit on Sister Wives (43:00), which means I get to air my grievances about Audrey. Listen, we either talk about the trees and the pond, or we talk about why I’ll never let Audrey make Audrey happen. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Matt Baier’s Memoir & “Tonya & Carol” *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: BoJack Horseman & Fargo

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2021

If you aren’t watching Married at First Sight already, it’s not too late. We have a drunk pilot & his Sami Sweetheart wife, a flight attendant who loves germs, and a guy who is doing almost as much damage to Subway as Jared. Ok, that was harsh. The Spicy Italian doesn’t deserve that, and neither does his wife, girlfriend or mistress(es). The Bitches are back on 90 Day Fiance (28:00)! Ron, Betty and Jovi can only be redeemed with a spin on Dancing with the Reality Stars at this point. #SaveYara and #SaveJulia need to get trending. Sister Wives (54:40) was in its normal trend this week with Kody having a bitch fit. Hell hath no fury like Kody trying to meet a deadline for Bro-Time with Joe Darger. “The eyes did sparkle.” SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Matt Baier’s Memoir & RHOSLC *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: 1000lb. Sisters & The Sopranos “College” *Go to www.HelloFresh.com/realitv10 and use code RealiTV10 for 10 free meals, including free shipping! *Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2021

This episode was recorded during a fever dream after binging 5+ hours of broken hearts on Valentine’s Day. I apologize for the tangents and the box of red wine that assisted me in my research & production. I’d like to think I still captured what a terrible human Chris on Married at First Sight is, however. Only a few men have rocketed up the rank on my MAFS Shit List this quickly, and Chris has done it in record time! Absent of our sweet Julia this week, 90 Day Fiance (26:30) gave us another betrothed to worry about. Our favorite bitch, Yara, needs a better escape plan, and I think her flat iron is all she’ll need. Trust me. Speaking of escaping toxic relationships, Sister Wives (56:55) is back! Turns out the ladies never really loved Kody’s Sac. Who would have thought we’d be here? It’s as if The Brown Family Mission Statement didn’t mean anything at all! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: TMOG & RHOSLC *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Bob’s Burgers & Framing Britney Spears

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2021

We got the Super Bowl instead of 90 Day Fiance, but the game took me down Memory Lane to a simpler time when Raymond James Stadium stood for something. The Klingensmiths were the OG Betty & Brandon, and for that, I say, “BRAVO, indeed!” With Sister Wives debuting next week, Meri better hide with Truely, because I can’t wait to talk about this season! Until then, Chris will get an earful from me because Married at First Sight (8:36) let him show the world what a POS he is. He needs to finish evolving before he shows up with that Prehistoric forehead on my TV again. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & RHOSLC *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Intervention & Arrested Development FEALS CBD www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING! CRIMINALITY coming soon at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/criminality/id1551366002

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2021

I was recently a guest on Resting Bitch Face Podcast with Julie & Melinda where we got to snarking on the current season of 90 Day Fiance. Is Ron a scarier villain than Betty? Will Andrew ever recover from his edit? Listen in as we go on a reality TV tangent and check out RESTING BITCH FACE on your favorite podcast app!

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2021

It’s official, I am consciously uncoupling with Life After Lockup. It is not a permanent dissolution of viewership, rather a time apart to recast, refuel, and reinvest in couples who deliver more than future careers on FansOnly. A show that is bringing its A-Game this season is 90 Day Fiance (5:50). Thank you, TLC! We have in-law drama, pregnancy scares, international detainment, Glen Close in Sequim, and a woman dressing up a Belizean man like an American Boy doll. Perfection! Married at First Sight (29:05) delivered in its second episode of the season, as well. Trouble arrives in 50 Shades of Purple as Virginia intoxicates her groom with her good looks and Chardonnay breath. Not to be outdone in confidence, Chris and his stanky feet arrive to show off his Greatest Showman costume that he squeezed himself into. Maybe I’m just jealous because he is so wealthy that he shops at the exclusive ZALES. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom OG & RHOSLC *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding & Baywatch *Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *Go to the App Store and download WORD FOREST, the FREE and totally addictive game for trivia experts like you and me!

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2021

Armie Hammer and J. Lo are sending me into a tizzy this week so join me in getting to the bottom of baking soda & Botox. This may be the last Life After Lockup (11:41) recap unless Scott reveals what happened to his lip, or Chanda returns to entertain me. I’m just as fed up as Tennyson. Thankfully, 90 Day Fiance (22:27) delivered an episode so Betty-heavy that Twitter became a place of unity and like-mindedness for the first time ever. Is it possible 2021 could bring- no, I’ll stop myself before I jinx something. Married at First Sight (47:07) premiered its newest season in Atlanta. Five new couples and a groom I already despise…clearly, this season is off to a promising start! We got a Henry #2, the eldest Gronkowski brother, and a puking bachelorette just to whet our appetite, and I’m loving it. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & RHOSLC *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding & Celebrity Rehab *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! Go to the App Store and download TRIVIA STAR, the FREE and totally addictive game for trivia experts like you and me!

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2021

We’re all in this together with Hillary & I can’t stop, won’t stop! Also, Gayle King experienced a millennial Karen on live TV, and I’m waiting for Oprah to seek her revenge. You’ll hear some sweet sound clips this week, so get excited! I’m only giving you a taste of Life After Lockup (8:13) because this show is going downhill. We’re only getting brief segments from our favorite felons and basically an hour of Michael & his pretty girls. PASS. On the flip side, 90 Day Fiance (14:00) know how to produce a show! A break from Betty was needed, and I appreciate the extra time spent on Ukraine’s Most Annoying Bachelorette. However, I will need desensitization therapy after this season due to the level of anxiety and RAGE I feel seeing Natalie’s grinned-down baby teeth. For a full inventory of Natalie’s smorgasbord, please see the cover art. Guacamole is extra. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom 2, Unexpected & RHOSLC *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down. This week: Top Chef S2 & Everybody Loves Raymond “Baggage” *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2021

Happy New Year! 2020 went out with the Cucumber heard ‘round Mallorca, and I am still here for every single how-you-say momento of it. To see Hillary’s Greatest Hits for yourself https://youtu.be/SfwR8RDZi48. De nada. I checked back in to Life After Lockup (13:40) just in time to see Lindsey plan her guilty plea of first-degree murder. Most of the other couples have hit the Snooze, but a few sightings of Big Daddy John have me sticking around for a few more episodes. The heart wants what the heart wants, okay?! My first baby will always be 90 Day Fiance (28:36) & this new season reminds me why it’s still the best show on TV. Between Betty checking all the boxes of batshit MILs everywhere and Stephanie wanting to get her groove back, we’re back to the sweet epicenter of shock, awe, and pure delight at others’ misfortune. Such is The American Way. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom 2 & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week: MTV Return to Fat Camp & Britney and Kevin Chaotic *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod FEALS CBD www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2021

Thank you for an amazingly fun year, despite the shit storm of 2020. Enjoy these 2 unlocked episodes on We Love to Hate TV (the latest TLC's Unexpected) and Total Request Podcast (Saved by the Bell Home for the Holidays)! Both episodes are pinned to the top of the Patreon feed so we hope you enjoy a few laughs with us. XO, Jodie www.patreon.com/welovetohatetv www.patreon.com/trpod

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2020

First up, I’m soliciting suggestions for a TV series to binge over the holidays, otherwise I’ll need to talk & make eye-contact with my family. Then I’m sharing my big prediction (and wish) for 2021. If you guys spill the beans to Cruise or Travolta, I’m not sharing my charcuterie with you anymore. After a brief Life After Lockup (2:20) opinion piece, 90 Day Fiance (7:53) steals the spotlight for this last episode of 2020. Jovi makes 90DF history and Betty joins the ranks of Monsters-in-law around the world. I’ll be back in 2021 with even more 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & more XO SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom 2 & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week: Parks & Recreation and Married with Children *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod *Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING! *Save your money with HONEY! It’s totally FREE and does the saving for you www.joinhoney.com/realitv

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2020

The Universe has been listening to me & it’s really freaking scary. I apologize to any reindeer I teased COVID upon. And Selena, I hear you, my Queen! Life After Lockup sucked this week so a super condensed recap leaves more time for the NEW SEASON of 90 Day Fiance (7:42)! Brandon is holding out his secret for flawless skin, but he’s not too shy to sow his Orkin Oats across the world. While we’re able to catch up with Mike & Glen Close, Jovi and his jaws are the ones to really steal the show. Or should I say steel, because he can certainly bite through it… SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp, HBO’s The Undoing & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week: South Park’s Mr. Hankey & Seinfeld’s Festivus *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2020

Tis the season for Reindeer Cars so please spread my yearly PSA! I’m including an extra-special COVID edition prediction so keep your ears open for that jolliness. Then we’re off to Life After Lockup (6:02) because we haven’t seen enough of Michael yet. If you thought he hadn’t looked in a mirror in years, wait until you see Lindsey’s Bratz Doll hair. And yet, it’s the least batshit crazy thing about her, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (19:42) is wrapping up this horrifically heavy season. I’m not talking about my ass after Thanksgiving, I’m referring to men & women actually dying. Thankfully, we have Kenny & Armando riding off into the sunset that made even the saltiest broads like me cry. Te Amo! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Teen Mom 2 & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week: MTV Fat Camp & Schitts Creek Merry Xmas, Johnny Rose! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2020

I told you I love you more than a charcuterie board with a nice dry white/red! While you're cooking or quarantining, take a load off with one of our latest Total Request Podcast episodes. YOU request the show, WE watch & recap. This is a recent episode from Tier 2 where Amanda & I assign one another episodes of TV shows, series, or movies and the other other one watches and reports back! Cheers...or Slaps XOXO We hope you have a healthy slappetite for Thanksgiving because we're featuring HIMYM...again! Sure the show is heavy with the punny humor, but there are some actual laugh out loud moments. Don't you dare think it's at the expense of our dear Orson Bean though. RIP. 2020 has really taken some of The Greats. In lieu of flowers, you can send your thoughts & prayers to [email protected] Join us at www.patreon.com/trpod.com

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2020

I am so thankful for YOU! Please enjoy this BONUS episode of Marriage Bootcamp from Patreon, which is a favorite of mine & Amanda's from this past year. Get tons of bonus episodes & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv Take them to the river! Or the pool! Or the lake? Judge Toler thinks she's stepping onto the set of The Ten Commandments, and Tonya thinks she's back in her glory days at Action Park. While the Bootcampers are working on their...what's that thing called...oh, COMMUNICATION, Amber and Tonya are struggling with something. If only there were doctors on-call who could figure out what they both need. And want. And are addicted to. Nevermind, Amber should just get some sleep, and turns out Tonya has a ssscript that'll be here on Tuesday.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2020

Get ready for some Oprah, Tom Cruise, and Dax & Kristen facts and predictions because I had to. I had no choice. I couldn’t help it. I’m bound to the oath from my self-taught unaccredited investigative journalism university. Love After Lockup (9:53) left us with some cliffhangers and hanging moles this week. I advise you not listen to my recap of John & Kristianna if you have a sensitive gag reflex because my imagination short circuited and I went to a Pimple-Popper Place. I blame John. It’s Baby’s Day Out on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (34:08) when Ariela’s parents get to Ethiopia. Did you know chicken doesn’t grow as nuggets from the ground at the Tyson Factory? And that playing butt bongos doesn’t pay the bills? SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week: Euphoria & the movie Dutch! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realitv for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2020

I’m back! You are in for a few surprises at the top of the show, so get excited. We’re about to be even closer friends. Because I missed Married at First Sight (8:16), I have to give you a little mini update on my last impressions of the season. Then it’s time to reunite with Love After Lockup (11:45)! Lindsey introduces us to her terrible friend while Scott finishes his plans for an airtight attic for Miley Cyrus. 90 Day Fiance the Other Way (32:00) continues to document Brittany’s bad decisions, leading up to her ordering warm rum in a Ramona Singer tall glass. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week 4 eps: Teen Mom 2, Unsolved Mysteries, Matt Baier’s Book Club & *NEW* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!!!! *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week: Princesses of Long Island & Friends Thanksgiving ep with Brad Pitt *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2020

Heather is in no mood this week on Love After Lockup. She’s at Threat Level Midnight and needs vaginal relief immediately or we’re all going to die. The only one who can save the planet is Dylan. 2020 is really friggin dark. Maybe John could take Dylan into his basement lair as long as he’s inviting Iowa’s Finest to live/deal/use there? Speaking of wormy men, Bennett shares his talent-in-progress on Married at First Sight (19:14). The couples retreat from isolation to isolation in the woods. Let me guess who planned this one…rhymes with “Ass or Pal”? SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week 2 BONUS episodes, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way AND Marriage Bootcamp! *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week, Supernatural & Double Double Toil & Trouble ! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2020

Cynthia Bailey got married and I have a few things to say, as I am a certified clothing designer (in my mind). Love After Lockup (4:00) is back! Scott is still sleeping on his futon, but it’s just because Lindsey’s vagina is only accessible when his floors are clean. Yeah, maybe Scott should talk to Heather because she is more horny than a triceratops. Aunt Diane? Move, bitch, get out the way! Another national treasure, 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (18:39), returns with my 90 Day Barack & Michelle, Armando & Kenny. In uncertain times, they give me hope. Speaking of hope, there is none left that Ariela has ever picked up “What to Expect…” or used the internet. Pregnancy Brain is a thing, but I think hers is more “Mommy, do it for me” Brain. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week, 2 BONUS episodes: Teen Mom 2 & Married at First Sight! *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! This week, Roseanne Trick or Treat & The Worst Witch (80s classic)! Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2020

Married at First Sight introduces a new couple this week. Molly & Yoop seem to have a real connection, and I wish them well in the future…as long as they refrain from abusing (not amusing) waitstaff. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (22:24) served up Parts 2 & 3 of the Tell Alls. While Michael’s family continues their fight for Angela’s fertility, the rest of us plan to build a wall we can ALL get behind. One that’s around Angela. So we don’t have to hear her scream. Also to prevent her from reproducing any way, anyhow, anywhere. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! * www.GreenChef.com/realitv80 & use code realitv80 to get $80 off across 4 boxes and FREE shipping on your first box! * Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod You’ll find a recaps of The Office Halloween & Hocus Pocus with Amanda and me this week at www.patreon.com/TRpod!

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2020

Two of the couples on Married at First Sight are making 11 seasons of watching teeth-brushing oh-so worth it because even I am getting butterflies watching them fall in love. Plus, Dr. Vivianna is serving up a flawless look and excellent advice too! What more could we want? Oh, right…for Brett to settle those nostrils & Christina to wipe that look off her face. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (35:17) served up Part 1 of 3 Tell Alls. Colt debuted new bangs, Angela hides a tooth abscess/new veneers/lip injection-gone-wrong, and Elizabeth’s family continues to be the WORST. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod *You’ll find a recap of Marriage Bootcamp with Amanda and me this week at www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV! *You’ll find a recaps of Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Teen Witch with Amanda and me this week at www.patreon.com/TRpod!

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2020

Happy 200th episode to RealiTV! What a week to share with the Emmys (ahem, Schitt’s Creek!) and a Sister Wives baby on board. That’s right, Mykelti & Tony are expecting a Spring Baby so I’m placing my predictions here for safe keeping. You’d think my baby name predictions were a little kooky but nothing can top Married at First Sight’s (11:51) surprise vocalist duet. Have I been isolating too long & missed the memo that Holly Hobby & Stitch have teamed up? That wasn’t the only star power on our TVs this week. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (40:33) debuted the star of Comic Relief 2020! You’re never going to believe it. We made a big mistake. Huge…which happens to be the same thing Syngin made when he said I DO. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod You’ll find a recap of the past few weeks of Teen Mom 2 over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV!

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2020

You’ll find a recap of this week’s Life After Lockup over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV! Married at First Sight airs on Hump Day which is perfect for Bennett & Amelia this wee because they got dirty in the good kind of way! But that’s not the most exciting thing because I am going to give you a thorough breakdown of Henry & Christina’s 4 minutes at the driving range. I’m serious. I know, keep those panties on! Angela ruins high fives forever on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (26:49) while Colt discovers a medical breakthrough procedure he- and he alone- is capable of performing. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING! *Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2020

You’ll find 90 Day Fiance recaps this week over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV! An important notice at the top of the show leads me to another big shake up this year. It has been a long time coming, but it seems our country is ready for the shocker Real Housewives of New York served us! Married at First Sight has really brought their A-Game this season with couples who are truly delightful to watch. They’ve also given us creatures who climb on furniture while barefoot and use phrases like “mixed media” and “art installation” while using glitter and yarn balls. There’s also Brett & Christina. With a massive cast of 7+ couples on Love After Lockup (33:42), there are sure to be a few missed connections. If you’re Tyrice, that means your fiance who just needed a lift to the bus station. DaBelleofDaBall this season is Dylan who scares me more than any other felon on this show. With that pretty face, you gotta be careful about the dementors… SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Use code RealiTV80 to get $80 off your first month plus free shipping on your first box! Go to www.GreenChef.com/realitv80 Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2020

Hello everyone! What a treat we have for you today! Amanda & I have joined our Patreon pages to make a MEGA-PATREON, and have renamed it We Love To Hate TV (patreon.com/lovetohatetv) Today we are giving you a full episode preview of what to expect over there! Every 3 weeks we get together and do a supersized episode recapping the most recent 3 episodes of whichever season of Teen Mom happens to be airing at that time! However, we wanted to start this season off with the bang it deserves, so we wanted to let everyone enjoy it and giggle and snark along with us :) I will STILL be posting Bonus Episodes solo, as will Amanda, so you are getting DOUBLE your value! On this episode, Sean brings Khloie THE birthday present every two year old has on their wish list, Briana can't resist DAT LUIS CHARM, and we discuss what skills go into DJing (yes, yes, we know it DOES require skill), Chelsea and Cole (GASP) become relatable as human beings for the first time in their time on tv together (also we have some big news regarding the state of affairs of different wardrobe happenings), Kailyn is the WORST but also kind of...like..being a good mom???, and Leah continues to play mom of the year while Corey eats some RIBS (and you KNOW we focused for awhile on THAT scene!). Enjoy!!! www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2020

*Heads Up! I will be taking off the next week (maybe 2) to get my life in order & make sure my kids don’t run into streets, ahem, but don’t forget about me! I’m super annoyed with the Hollywood baby bump coverage, which leads to a 10 minute rant about Chrissy, Katy, Kristen, Reese, and that bitch Bindi. Ok, she’s not a bitch but the girl is basically stalking me. Back the croc off! Well on a lighter note, Married at First Sight is a literal breath of fresh this season with Woody & Amani upping their personal hygiene games. They love taking showers, probably that fresh resort water & the free toiletries. I get it. This episode was light & fun, and Bennett feeling like Rick Moranis on that chess board was a real treat for us amidst global chaos. Over on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (30:23) Brittany continues to bamboozle an entire family clan & network as she tries to make bigamy just an “brain fart, oopsie”. But most thrilling of all, Jenny & Sumit paint a wall. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2020

*A strong storm tore through town so my power & wifi is currently out. If I can get back online long enough to watch & record a recap for 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, I will and post it later this week! Thankfully, I was able to watch Married at First Sight before 2020 tested humanity & Mother Nature AGAIN. Something tells me Bennett & Amelia could live quite comfortably in my apocalyptic dwelling right now because they’re ZANY! Kooky! Dresses, not Jammies! Who am I kidding, I love their patchouli-scented love. Along with love, marriage & ethical baby carriages, we learn about international travel from Mrs. Rick Steves (aka Christina). Christina can tell you all about seats that recline, passports, seats that recline, tickets, passports… 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (25:09) heated up this week when we find out Asuelu’s midnight shitting schedule turns into a Scooby Doo Mystery. Apparently, the real-life Tom Hanks in BIG is afraid of the dark, so now Kalani gets to nurse a 3rd baby to bed too. Speaking of grown baby men, Libby’s dad and brother make a strong case for why white men from Florida need permission to speak while traveling abroad. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! Save 10% off first 3 months www.ritual.com/REALITV! *Join me in $upporting the victims of the Beirut Explosions www.preemptivelove.org/beirut/

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2020

On Married at First Sight, The Brett Brothers continue to workshop their standup sets while Olivia musters up a few pity laughs. Meanwhile, Henry meets Christina, the woman who should have been matched with Brett. Spoiler Alert…I can’t stand her. New Couple Alert on Love After Lockup (23:35) this week! We meet Tyrice, an engineer & collector of inoperable clocks, and Chanda, his girlfriend who needs to rethink her consonant blends. Later, lukewarm beef becomes the star of the show as some Grooms-to-Be roll out the red carpet for their beloveds. Keep your undies on, Ladies! 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (36:05) is on thin ice this week. Karine & her son are involved in a domestic situation that is all over social media, thanks to Paul. He’s not the only one making Americans look like garbage though. Debbie & Family Elizabeth dine on others’ dimes while showcasing their ignorance abroad. Can we quarantine them all with Family Chantal in Paul’s “studio home”? SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Join me in $upporting the creation of The Adelaide Cervantes Pediatric Intensive Care Family Lounge at Rush University Medical Center Chicago www.rush.edu/adelaide

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2020

Check out the latest recap of Married at First Sight over on Patreon this week because it’s time for Love After Lockup! John cleans himself up & turns into a Strawberry Shortcake character and Jessica squeezes herself into an inch of her life…I mean, a dress. On 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (19:54), Colt’s left nipple crosses the line while Paul has finally purchased a murder shed on a scenic railway lot. “Like it?” Then on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (41:07), Kenneth proves he isn’t perfect but his hair & style still is. All is forgiven! holding on to hope! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you! *PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod *Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down! *Join me in $upporting the Power to Decide www.powertodecide.org

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2020