167: Stay In A House That Constantly Shapeshifts vs A Teleporting One | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

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Tatyana Guchi
Correy Bell

This Week We Discuss
Stay In A House That Constantly Shapeshifts vs One That Teleports To A New Location Every Night
Journey Through A Library Where Every Book Takes You To Its Story vs A Museum Where Every Painting Is A Portal
Have Front-Row Seats To Every Concert Ever vs Travel Back In Time To Witness Legendary Performances

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Tahitah, where do you come back from the brisket fair?
0:08.6	Pat, Tahir went to the brisket fair.
0:10.9	Tell us about it, Tahir.
0:12.4	Yeah, what is this outfit?
0:15.6	What is this fit?
0:18.4	I, the first I had on, like, a baseball cap, and I was like, I always wear this cap.
0:23.0	And so I just looked over to my right in the closet, and I saw the brim of this head.
0:27.7	I was like, that's what we're doing today.
0:30.3	When it got the flannel, put the bandana on just now, and that's what we're doing,
0:34.9	but y'all just going to accept it, too.
0:36.8	You look like you just got back from Pepperidge Farms.
0:41.7	No, he got back from Pepperidge Farm.
0:46.9	Pat, don't you dare come over here with your messy bun
0:50.4	at the whole night of being the Little Spoon,
0:52.5	and now you want to talk to you.
0:55.0	I forgot about the time switch.
0:57.8	I'm not even going to lie.
1:00.7	I bet Pat's ankles
1:02.3	across right now while he's sitting in that chair.
1:04.9	Looks like a fucking lady.
1:08.4	Oh, here you go.
1:09.4	You always got out some dumb shoes, Pat.
	...

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