#168 - the snake wranglers

The Misfits Podcast

Misfits Network

Comedy

4.9 • 60K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Join us in our final episode of 2021 as we share stories about the greatness of gold and strange as seen on TV snake catchers.

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0:00.0	We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. It's the podcast
0:08.7	Greetings seasons greetings. It's Christmas Eve. I'm Fitz and I'm joined today by Toby
0:14.4	Matt
0:15.7	Merry Christmas and Jay
0:17.4	Mary
0:18.0	Merry Christmas happy Hanukkah Merry Christmas. Happy Christ is for war tonight. It's his birthday
0:25.2	What did you get?
0:27.2	I got him a cute little outfit. He's a little fucking onesie. I got a disappointment. I got him a rainbow colored dildo
0:34.0	For a baby. No, it's because he's not a baby now. He was like does Jesus come out like a fully grown man
0:40.6	It's his birthday. He's not getting born tonight. Maybe he was born many many years ago. Jay how many years ago?
0:46.3	The story goes like this there were three wise men and they traveled through a desert following a beautiful star in the sky and a
0:53.8	Fucking sexy virgin sexy virgin was giving birth not fire her pussy mind you but fire a
1:01.0	mystical
1:03.0	I think she's probably giving birth not fire pussy mind you
1:06.6	Wasn't a pussy and not fire pussy mind you mind yourself. All right Mary Mary mother Mary doesn't have a pussy
1:13.6	Mary Mac Dylan. Yes, too compassionate for that. So he shit she gave birth at her bubble
1:19.4	Probably who knows man?
1:21.4	Maybe she's a C section. I think it was more just like everyone was like all right
1:25.0	We're gonna close our eyes and we'll be open to being a baby Jesus gonna be here in a crib
1:28.6	Okay, yeah, yeah, that's that work. Yeah, the three wise men had gifts for Jesus
1:34.8	One of them was mur was frankincense mur and one of them was the good one
1:40.4	Fucking gold
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