What would I say?

I would have said something mid-memorial, be like,

have you lost your mother-fucking mind?

We're praising Grandpa over here for his life of accomplishments setting the scene.

And you're here sucking face playing

tonsil hockey. Disrespectful, the disrespect.

And welcome back to the next to be great!

I'm John, she's Alex, she has no voice, I'm going to talk for both of us.

This is a whole podcast of me just talking.

Wow, that would actually be crazy.

It wouldn't be much.

It would be a 15 minute episode.

We're going to have to turn the volume up on Alex's mic.

Okay. So, number one, I want to apologize because this is my own fault for losing.

You're the problem. I actually blame Cat because I had too much fun with Cat when she was in town and I just yelled a lot.

I almost feel bad for you.

I also want to apologize to everyone because I hate listening to podcast when people sound different.

Like you can always hear people's voices

and they're like, are they sick?

It sounds like you've been like chain smoking

for four years.

If only.

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