175: Sex, strippers and LOLs with Cat and Nat
The Scummy Mummies Podcast
Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Full disclosure: this may be the loudest, fastest, funniest, filthiest podcast we've ever done. We were thrilled to meet the amazing Cat and Nat, and none of us could stop talking the whole time. Definitely not one to listen to with the kids around - pour yourself a wine, lock the toilet door, and strap in...
This episode starts with a very strong chat about whether we've looked at our own downstairses, and doesn't get any more highbrow from there. We talk about everything from friendship, being in a double act and performing live shows to how often we have sex. How important is it to have a partner who's funny? What do you do if your kids start swearing? And how do you give a hand job that's better than a blow job? We chat about all this and more... #brexspit
For more from these bloody legends, visit catandnat.ca. You can follow them @catandnat, and watch their fantastic videos on YouTube. They also have a podcast and a book, both called Mom Truths.
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
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| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply check the Uber app. |
| 0:22.4 | Can I ask you sorry ladies? Yeah go. To budge around so that you're not in the path of the... |
| 0:27.0 | Do not disturb, okay. Do not disturb. Oh, am I okay? Right round, right round. Closer to you on your lap yeah that's right if you can sit |
| 0:34.1 | on my face oh my god there are like a human centipede that's what we're |
| 0:40.8 | asking for that's actually a sexual act. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, is it on your face? |
| 0:46.0 | That's not... |
| 0:47.0 | That's not a game that we would play. |
| 0:49.0 | No, I know very little about sex. |
| 0:51.0 | This is amazing. |
| 0:52.0 | I actually had children. little about sex. What? |
| 0:54.0 | But do you really know very little about sex? |
| 0:57.0 | Come on. |
| 0:58.0 | What, I mean, I've done. |
| 0:59.0 | Okay, can I ask one? |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, let's for itself. |
| 1:02.0 | Have you ever done all the holes? vagina in the mirror no let's know that's more than I've done |
| 1:06.7 | looked at your own vagina like with a mirror well at all at all I could never I could never |
| 1:12.3 | get over top a look down there but I've used a mirror because once there was this. |
| 1:20.0 | It's a very strong shot. |
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