192: Coffee is Your Friend, Not Your Enema (feat Mallory DeMille)

Conspirituality

Derek Beres, Matthew Remski, Julian Walker

Spirituality, Social Sciences, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.2 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This episode has been brewing for some time. This week we ask: which hole is coffee really supposed to go in? Because, in the contrarian and conspiratorial wellness world, a growing number of influencers advocate for your morning java to go where the sun doesn't shine. If that's not alarming enough, they claim coffee enemas will treat autism, cancer, parasites, and much more. Mallory DeMille is here to finally flush out this nonsense. Head to factormeals.com/conspirituality50 and use code conspirituality50 to get 50% off your first box and 2 free wellness shots per box while subscription is active! Sign up today at butcherbox.com/conspirituality and use code conspirituality to choose your free offer and get $20 off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is a Blast Box Media Podcast.
0:06.0	Hey everyone, I'm doing a coffee run.
0:08.0	Uh, Derek, what can I get you?
0:10.0	I'd love a quartato, whole milk only.
0:12.0	I don't
0:12.8	fuck with that oat milk stuff that you love Mallory.
0:15.3	Oh, okay, I won't take that personally.
0:17.4	Julian, what about you?
0:18.4	Large brevet latte, just two shots, please.
0:21.4	Perfect, and Matthew. You know, I don't know if you can meet my
0:24.4	aesthetic has to be a copper bar tiny espresso cup and spoon have to be surrounded by
0:30.2	old Italian men they have a cigarette in one hand a rosary in the other. I'm not into coffee for wellness. I know I'm going to die. I just drink it for the melancholy.
0:39.0	All right, well, mine is an oat-mak latte. I'm going to run down to my closest mouth coffee cafe and I'll be right back.
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