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We're up, Hey Michael Malus, how are you my friend? I am doing outstanding.

Always good to see you. No one's ever said it to me before. I love you.

Come on man, that's not true. I think I've said it. I think I've said it. You know I love you. What's in the box, man? What's in the box?

What's in the box? So Alfred Hitchcock, great film director. Love Alfredop. Made this comment about the difference between surprise and suspense, right?

Yes.

So surprise is a bomb goes off.

There's five seconds of surprise. People are like, okay, what happened?

Suspense is when the audience knows something that the characters don't.

So you have Carrie Grant drinking tea with his girlfriend and there's a bomb under the table,

and for 10 minutes they're just perfectly calm and there's a bomb.

So you are a lot nicer to your audience than I am, which is probably why you're a lot more popular than I am.

So can we wait like a five minutes before we

show in the box? Sure we could wait an hour. I don't give a

okay. We have a fun surprise. We got all day. This is from one of the many friends I've met here in Austin and every opportunity I have to talk about how much I love Austin I will absolutely fucking take.

I am so giddy to be here. I'll tell you this story. A couple of my friends just came to visit. I have known them since high school. And

Andrea and Annette. And they reminded me of this story that they had done when they were in their 30s, old enough to know better.

So there's a city in Ohio called Twinsburg. Have you heard of this?

No. So Twinsburg every year has twin parades and you can go when you're twins and march in the

parades and hang out with other twins. Andrea Annette who are unrelated and

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