Hello, dear listener.

Peruser of the pothos fear is I, your host, Terry Carnation.

But you probably knew that.

Where am I, you might be asking, well, I can't reveal that little tidbit just now.

You see, I'm recording this from a parallel universe in which I own and manage a video

store.

More on that later.

Haha.

But, firstly and thusly, I've heard through the algorithms of the interwebs and the deep

recesses of many almost defunct message boards that you have been missing, longing for aching

for yearning for, sexually trembling towards ecstasy for my 100% true documentary audio show

Dark Air with Terry Carnation.

And believe me, I do too.

My name is in the title, after all.

Well, to get your fix of yours truly, what do you say you check out my other audio documentary

series entitled Radio Rental?

You see, going back to the video store concept, when I'm not being America's most beloved

late night paranormal AM radio talk show host, in another time dimension and or reality,

I supplement my income as the shopkeeper of the creepy OG Video Couset Rental Store Radio

Rental.

Which is also the name of the show itself.

How convenient.

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