2017 Summer Special 1 (Cariad Lloyd & Phil Wang)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Cariad Lloyd and Phil Wang are the guests for the first of two summer special episodes. The teams discuss volcanic eruptions, noisy neighbours, evil twins, loud sex, battle re-enactors, violent cats, baldness and antiques with expert guest Mark Hill (surely the first DTRT guest who is also a regular on Antiques Roadshow?). The show also features the return of former guest and 'No Such Thing As A Fish' stalwart Dan Schreiber - this time very skillfully stepping in for the absent Producer Ben. Apologies for the sound quality of this show - we had a few problems with the microphones! If you're at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this summer, why not check out Michael Legge's show 'Jerk' - for info and tickets: https://www.outstandingtickets.com/show/236/michael_legge_jerk And if you enjoy Do The Right Thing, then please help get it into the ears of all the would-be-listeners out there. Also... follow us on Twitter (@DTRTpodcast), 'Like' it on Facebook and comment on iTunes. Thanks!

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0:00.0	Let's do the right thing!
0:02.0	Let's do the right thing in any situation.
0:20.0	For example, what is the right way to make apple crumble?
0:23.0	Remind her that her mom is Gweneth Paltrow and her dad is in co-play.
0:27.0	I'm Daniel Ward and with me trying to do the right thing today.
0:32.0	A man whose beard looks like the
0:34.2	beard the teams would come up with on the Design the Beard Week of the Apprentice.
0:38.7	It's not all right! With him, Star of ostentatious, the improvised Jane Austin novel, or middle-class pornography as it's also
0:47.0	is Cagane-rode and Lloyd. She's got a name like a lady who would marry her cat in a documentary.
0:57.0	It's Margaret Kagan. And with her, a comedian who also works as a woman.
1:05.0	And with her a comedian who also works as Malaysia's number one superkins tribute actor
1:16.5	to film bank. And let's not forget the person with all the right answers. It's our very own master of
1:28.9	mansplaining Dan Shriver. Round one is the importance of being right.
1:37.0	The importance of being right. The importance of being right.
1:49.0	Just like the woman who tried to buy a nice dress from Aesos and ended up joining ISIS. I've come problems and problems online.
1:55.0	In this round I'm going to give each team a scenario and they're going to tell me what is the right thing to do according to God's own World Wide Web.
2:02.0	So, the first scenario is Michael and Carriad.
2:06.0	Like Bjork, Damon Albon and your mom, you've gone to Iceland.
2:10.0	You take in all the sites, the blue lagoonoon the hot geezers the whale watching expedition to see some playful minkies
2:18.0	but unfortunately
2:21.0	unfortunately Karyad has booked a little hotel near Hecla and she didn't read the small print because Hekler is an active volcano and it erupts.
2:29.0	So what is the right way to stay safe near an exploding volcano according to National Geographic.com.
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