2019 Christmas Special (Chris Addison & Anna Mann)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Chris Addison and Anna Mann are the gifts that keep on giving in the 2019 Christmas Special! It is a very traditional affair, with all the usual festive ingredients you'd expect, including squirrels, gimp masks, sword fighting, an abbatoir and Danke Jonathan. Expertise is provided by the overwhelmingly brilliant, lovely and Panto-tastic Joe Tracini.

We hope you've enjoyed the new episodes this year and that this Christmas Special gives you a warm glow in all the right places. As ever, we are super-grateful for any support you can give us, whether that is in the form of leaving a review, telling your friends about the show or giving us cold, hard cyber-cash in the form of a one-off donation or signing up to our Patreon - both of which you can do at dothemoneything.com

Special Thanks this episode to... Gemma Higgins for transcription, Josh Grant for helping out on the night and the Pleasance Theatre for having us. Thank you thank you thank you to all the people who are already supporting us via PayPal and Patreon.

Additional credits: Music by Martin White, additional material by David Reed, illustration by Sally Grosart, produced by Ben Walker

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0:00.0	Let's do the right thing in any situation.
0:22.0	For example, what is the right way to flame a Christmas pudding?
0:25.6	Follow him on Instagram and call him a turd every time he posts the stupid raisin twat.
0:31.3	We're at the pleasant in London, I'm Daniel, and with me trying to do the right thing this Christmas on my left.
0:37.0	He's emptied his sack three times today already, it's Michael Leg. leg.
0:50.0	And with him like a tipsy axle lottel in a lovely shirt, it's Chris Addison! And on my right, she's a big fan of all of Jesus's work, it's Margaret Cable and Smith.
1:00.0	You like his birthday the best and with her she's done more pantos than anything else it's an, a man. Margaret, you're looking forward to Christmas?
1:17.0	Yeah, yeah, fine.
1:21.0	Yeah, it's fine.
1:22.0	Well you have children, so is Christmas more special than my bleak loneliness?
1:27.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:29.0	Chris, do you celebrate the Christian celebration of Christmas?
1:33.4	I am a pagan and so I only celebrate you all in the...
1:37.6	We have just a lot of chocolate in the shape of turds. Are you looking forward to Christmas Anna? Well yes Sue
1:46.1	Clint she's coming round I don't know if you know she's horrible she's coming
1:51.1	around just after I've finished eating and then she's just going to see what I've left.
1:56.0	So that's how it usually works between she pays for it, I eat it and then she picks up whatever's there.
2:00.0	I won't be putting up decorations though.
2:03.0	Why not?
2:04.0	Because I don't have a house.
2:06.0	So where is she coming to you?
2:11.0	Oh come on Margaret what?
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