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202: I LIV SO HARD

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🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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We all remember our first rock concert, right? The sounds, the excitement, the vomit. It’s a little different now that we are over 40 and want nicer wine and an earlier start time. Let’s talk concerts, kick ass women, and a hot-ass funeral director. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our show!

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No, I'm going to go get my hormones checked.

0:03.0

You know me? No, I'm going to go get my hormones checked.

0:13.0

I'm going to go get my hormones checked.

0:15.0

I'm going to go to the dentist.

0:16.0

I'm going to get a colonoscopy.

0:18.0

I'm going to get my sniz examined.

0:20.0

I'm going to get all of my moles checked.

0:22.0

I'm just going to like have an entire week that I black out.

0:25.0

That's what I want. I just want a sedative so I don't freak out about any of it.

0:29.0

I want, I gotta get, I gotta get the old Kolenosk, I gotta get the old colon ask I gotta get the oh the boobs grabbed the sniz checked I get my sniz checked

0:37.6

quite a bit because ladies you're gonna hear for me and I'm literally they're gonna be like

0:41.5

I'm so sick of we're talking about it.

0:43.7

I'm never going to stop talking about it.

0:44.8

Go get your hormones checked.

0:46.0

This whole thing with Perry-Manopause has become like a revolution among our generation.

0:51.0

I think Gen Xers are going to take this thing to the next level and we're going to talk openly about it and we're going to make it so much easier to handle it and have a better quality of life. So don't don't fucking suffer suffer if you're over 38 and you feel weird you feel

1:05.9

depressed and you've never been depressed before you feel like you're gaining weight you've never gained weight before

1:10.7

well you pretty get your hormones checked.

1:13.6

If you've never been depressed or gained weight, I want to know your secrets to you.

1:18.0

I mean...

1:19.0

I am definitely as cuckoo as a clock but when I went to the doctor I was like I don't

1:26.8

feel like myself I feel like sad all the time and they were like well let's put you

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