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2023 New Year's Resolutions | Get Close Ep 55

Get Close

Bart Kwan and Geo Antoinette

Comedy

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, what's that beautiful people? Welcome to another episode of Get Close. I am your co-host

0:05.9

Giovanna Antoinette, Quann. And I'm Bart Quann, the owner of Giovanna Antoinette, Quann.

0:14.0

You don't own SHIT MOVAGO. Then how come when you leave this room, I put a leash on you?

0:19.5

Because I like it. You do. Fuck you. You don't put any leashes on me. I'm a free bitch. I'm a street bitch.

0:26.1

What? Nothing. Are you okay? Do you need to put your slug glasses back on?

0:32.8

I'm around you. I don't know. I just don't know what I feel. Okay. Well, you know what I'm feeling?

0:37.7

What do you feel? I'm feeling like talking about some end of your wrap-up, some New Year's

0:43.1

Resolution's, if you have any. Oh, I see. I see. What does that look like? What do you hope 2023

0:50.4

looks like for you? You can't laugh at me. You're about to say some meathead shit. I want to bench

0:59.2

this much. I want to run. What is it? I really hope. I can start your jitsu next year. Why would I laugh

1:07.4

at that? Because it's a meathead shit. It's something that- Thank you for pointing it out. Yeah,

1:12.2

it's the people don't really care about, but I really wanted to make it a goal. People don't care

1:18.4

about it because they don't understand how valuable it is. Okay, so I'll explain what your jitsu

1:24.1

means to me even though I've never done it. Okay. What do you mean you've never done it? I don't

1:29.0

really do it. Oh. Like, you don't tell people you play the flute, right? You don't see someone

1:34.0

shredding on a guitar and you're like, hey, I'm a musician too, bro. Yeah. I played flute in the

1:38.0

fifth grade. Like, no, you didn't play flute. You put your mouth on a tube. Oh, did I? A lot of

1:44.1

them saying. So I don't count myself as having done having done your jitsu, right? Just like,

1:52.8

if you can't bench 350, you don't work out. You know what I mean? So it's the same thing, right?

1:59.4

So I don't say I do jitsu, but- You're so stupid. And on top of stupid, you're ugly.

2:06.4

But I really- And on top of that, you have headphones on and your head's really massive.

2:10.0

So you look even dumber. Damn it. It's comic princess Leah. So what I love about

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