Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I

wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello. Hi. What are you doing? Recording a episode of Beach to Sandy Water to Wet,

the podcast where you read the worst reviews, most dramatic fashion. My name is Sandy.

Mom was right. You do have a face for radio. I'm X-team. Today we're switching the gears and we are

doing a theme that we didn't. You're explaining this so well. Why am I explaining it?

I don't know. Okay. Yeah. We're doing pre-made gingerbread houses. Yeah. Today's theme,

if you can't tell by the episode is pre-made gingerbread houses. Our Patreon poll, this was actually

for episode two 14, but we decided this was better to do in December. Closer to the holidays.

It's felt right. So what? We're recording them both today. Yeah. We're doing that for this.

We're going to save that for the new year. For the new year. Yeah, but that's an exciting one.

I've got a lot of crazy shit. That's the new year. That one is wild. And we're doing my challenge

today. Yes. Which was a fun one kind of not really. Oh, it was. It was just I didn't really

complete it. I just found out that things related to it. It was about underage people

having things purchased for them. Oh, I see. Okay. Anyway. Hey, guess what? Talk to me. I tried

to do something the other day. I just I know. I know. I know. Buckle up. I tried to come up with

like a new fun idea for us. What? Like a new venture. Since we're such capitalists. Yeah.

I thought what a what a venture we could. Please tell me. So I thought, oh, I know. How do we

milk these listeners for their work? Stop. That was my slurping up my listeners money.

I'll do. I'm gonna stop doing that. Okay. So I took an edible. And then I thought, wow,

I'm a genius. I've come up with the best new podcast idea. I'm out. Okay. You haven't even

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