217: Reviews of Stores that No Longer Exist

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written
0:08.4	by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.6	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.6	Hello everyone, welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet the podcast where we read the worst
0:40.5	reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is X-teen. My name is X-Zandy. How you doing?
0:46.0	I'm doing good. How are you doing? I'm so far away now. I know it's great. I know it's so hard.
0:50.8	I mean, oh. I feel like it's better because I can look at you instead of doing that weird turn
0:57.0	when I was next to you. Yeah, true. Because I wasn't looking to you. I wasn't doing the turning.
1:01.6	I was letting you do it. I was doing all of it. It was called a spinal flexion.
1:06.0	I've been doing some yoga lately. I've developed a lot of new terminology. I use the one that doesn't
1:13.2	like spines. Why are you saying spinal anything? Because I knew it would bother you. Yeah, it does.
1:18.5	Okay. At the sake of my own. That's fine. If it bothered you too, I'm happy. Certainly.
1:23.6	This theme is fun. I'm honestly out center is one of the more exciting ones for me. Like some of
1:32.0	the, just I'm very excited to read these reviews. Let's just leave it at that. I mean, let's not
1:36.9	leave it at that. You can keep talking. Okay. Cool. Yeah. So what's reviews of places that no longer
1:43.3	exist. Yeah. And then my challenge was to find it from Natalie was to find a review where someone
1:50.2	says something isn't as great as they remembered it being as a child. Oh, it didn't even occur to me
1:55.1	that those were kind of coincides. Yeah, it felt very fit. It's very like nostalgic. Also for the
2:01.3	first month of the year, man, we're really a starting kind of. Tell me tell me how we're starting.
2:09.2	No, no, I was just thinking like it's kind of nostalgic and filler words, you know, January
2:14.8	feels like a fresh start. Okay. But instead we're looking back. Wow. Yeah. God, that's deep.
2:22.5	Tell me more. Keep going. Out of here. I'm done. I know what you mean. I agree. It is, it is very
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