Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello everybody. Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to wet the podcast where we read the

worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is X-Teen. My name is Zandy and this

podcast is a forever dog production. That's their official logos audio logo. You have

to see that every single episode. We have to go. Every single one from now on. Yeah they

love it when we do that. Yeah so we are very excited to announce that we have joined

the forever dog network. Yes. I forgot we were announcing this or saying something. I

sound really an out. I mean we probably should last weeks episodes or so. We're just

very excited because they're a really cool bunch of humans and from the first time

we met them via Zoom we were like heck yeah this is a good group of folks to be working

with and thankfully they felt the same about us or at least they said they did. And they

are still seeing it. They are as far as so far. The little microphones that we hid in

their offices tell us that they are still on board with our show. Yes. Yes. That's

pretty early though. Yeah. I'll keep my ear to the gramophone. Okay. Oh man you're going

to make them regret this. Okay. It's too late. I lost them. We lost them. Yeah so if

we've been hinting at any exciting news that's what it is. We're very excited. We're

excited. Yeah. You guys are probably like okay great. Yeah. Get on with the show. Say

that every week to be fair. What? Get on with the show. Yeah. Because you never get

on with the show. Yeah it's kind of fun to leave you and suspense you know. Yeah because

there's so it's so suspense as they wait for us to read reviews of gated communities.

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