Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Here we go, episode two, two, one. Right? Yep. Okay. This is-

I don't know why you look to me. From Beach to Sandy we're reading reviews of Valentine's

Day Candies. Even though this comes out after Valentine's Day. Yeah, whatever. It's

when it's all on sale. You know, so it's a good time to do it. Also from reading all

these reviews it seems like these candies are just kind of not. They're not. Yeah, they're

kind of not. I mean like they're- Tell me more. They're kind of not limited to a certain

time period because some people said, oh, this must be five years old or it expired

three years ago. Yes, true, true. So you know, it's timeless really. It's so timeless.

Trying to say. And this timeless suggestion was from Alex on Patreon and it won. It won.

It was the victor. I had an easier time researching this than I did church festivals. Me too.

Me too. Me too. And it was fun. Do you want? I'll go ahead. Okay. So my first one is of the

Reese's Valentine's Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Hearts 9.1 ounces from Target. Oh, okay.

Phew. I was using the Target app for most of my- Okay, I got some Amazon specials. Okay,

but I think Target polls reviews from other sources. Uh-oh. So this one's from Hersheyland.com.

Oh, okay. So I love out this roller coaster. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, okay. So this is

of the peanut butter hearts. Okay. So three out of five star review. I'd say it's negative.

Here it goes. Taste like a normal Reese's, but it has a weird elongated shape and a review.

I can't quite put my finger on it. To be reviewing it. I don't understand. On the page that says what

it is. Yeah, I don't- I mean, yeah, I don't understand. And it says very clearly peanut butter hearts.

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