#2257 - Bryan Callen

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 225K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Bryan Callen is an actor, comedian, and podcaster. He's the co-host of the podcasts "The Fighter and the Kid" and "Conspiracy Social Club," and host of "The Bryan Callen Show." www.bryancallen.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Get working on a better you with therapy. Visit BetterHelp.com/JRE today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/rogan or through my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD).21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast checking out.
0:04.0	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.1	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night all day.
0:12.1	My wife, I smoked one of these and I didn't brush my teeth.
0:15.9	I woke up the next morning.
0:16.8	My wife said your breath is four-dimensional.
0:20.8	He didn't brush your teeth before you went to bed, and he smoked a cigar. Of course I didn't brush my teeth. My wife said, your breath is four-dimensional.
0:23.9	He didn't brush your teeth before you went to bed, and he smoked cigar.
0:26.3	Of course, I didn't brush my teeth before I went to bed, give a fuck.
0:27.6	You know what I mean?
0:28.3	You're married, your marriage. She was like, I love you so much.
0:29.8	Your breath is four-dimensional.
0:31.9	You know, these fires, I have two small children now. Because what I want to do is, what you want to do is you want to get divorced,
0:38.4	and then you want to get married again to a woman who's 23 years younger
0:42.4	and then have two more kids because that's good.
0:45.0	And then I...
0:45.8	Definitely takes a lot of financial stress off your back.
0:48.4	Oh, dude, there's no financial stress at all.
0:50.1	It's great.
0:50.7	You know what, if I hustle until I'm 80, I'll be fine.
0:52.7	Anyway, it's going to be really awkward when I call you at 75. I just need help this month. But anyway, so I fucking, I look at her and I go, she's like a girl from Jersey, like Irish Italian chick, no nonsense, you know, been working since she was 16. And I go, you know, we had an
1:12.6	evacuation order that they sent out by accident to people even down where I'm at. Yeah, what was that?
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