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The Joe Rogan Experience

#2266 - Brian Simpson

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 ā€¢ 225K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 31 January 2025

ā±ļø 156 minutes

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0:00.0

Joe Rogan podcast checking out.

0:04.0

The Joe Rogan experience.

0:06.1

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night all day.

0:12.6

Little thing you say.

0:16.2

Like I imagine having to be that measured in everything you say all the time.

0:20.0

Just stick to the talking

0:20.9

points that's my whole life oh that's stressful yeah it's super stressful especially if you're a little

0:27.1

intoxicated you know you get a couple of whiskeys in you start talking shit you got to be responsible

0:32.3

for every word that comes out of your mouth even if it's stupid but you, you know, I think people get it. They get

0:38.2

that people are human beings and they can stumble. Like, people, they forgave a lot of Biden stumbles

0:43.4

until they were like, what the fuck? You know, a lot of people like in 2020 were like, there's no way.

0:49.5

There's no way he's going to do it. He was too old to run when it was 2016.

0:57.3

He's kind of always been known for the gaffs.

1:02.4

Because I remember when Obama was picked him, that was the number one concern was like,

1:04.2

oh, but sometimes he'd be saying shit.

1:09.4

Didn't Obama, he was famous to quote as Joe as a, don't worry, Joe will find a way to fuck things up.

1:11.2

I never heard that.

1:16.2

This supposedly, what's hard to know what the quote was, but supposedly. But he got out of it.

1:18.8

Yeah.

1:19.3

Well, that's because the machine was behind him, right?

1:22.1

So he gets into office, and you saw that Mike Johnson guy, the Speaker of the House,

1:26.4

he said that he had talked to him.

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